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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

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This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

Wyllow3 Sun 15-Sept-24 11:46:30

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle
Who wrote great books with sweat and toil
And still read world wide
Watson by his side
Good quality book keep their style

I like a good thriller to read

Indigo8 Sun 15-Sept-24 11:41:58

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle
Who wrote great books with sweat and toil
And still read world wide
Watson by his side

Wyllow3 Sun 15-Sept-24 10:32:18

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle,
Who wrote great books with sweat and toil,
And still read world wide

henetha Sun 15-Sept-24 10:26:38

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle,
Who wrote great books with sweat and toil,

Indigo8 Sun 15-Sept-24 10:04:20

Sherlock was good at clue finding
Sorted out criminals hiding
Close observation
And no hesitation
The tangled cases unwinding

Written by Arthur Conan Doyle

biglouis Sun 15-Sept-24 02:41:39

Sherlock was good at clue finding
Sorted out criminals hiding
Close observation
And no hesitation

Wyllow3 Sun 15-Sept-24 00:18:53

Sherlock was good at clue finding
Sorted out criminals hiding
Close observation

52bright Sat 14-Sept-24 23:30:10

Sherlock was good at clue finding
Sorted out criminals hiding

GoldenLady Sat 14-Sept-24 15:59:04

I like to look at the clouds
Away from the bustle and crowds
No sound except birds
Nor harsh-spoken words
Or hooting and hollering and shouts

Sherlock was good at clue finding

Bellanonna Sat 14-Sept-24 00:04:29

I like to look at the clouds
Away from the bustle and crowds
No sound except birds
Nor harsh-spoken words

biglouis Fri 13-Sept-24 21:01:55

I like to look at the clouds
Away from the bustle and crowds
No sound except birds

Indigo8 Fri 13-Sept-24 19:07:01

I like to look at the clouds
Away from the bustle and crowds

GoldenLady Fri 13-Sept-24 14:35:30

Decorations will appear in the shops
This year I will pull out the stops
But it's still just September
Lets wait til November
To start buying the gifts and the props

I like to look at the clouds

biglouis Fri 13-Sept-24 11:13:00

Decorations will appear in the shops
This year I will pull out the stops
But it's still just September
Lets wait til November

GoldenLady Thu 12-Sept-24 14:23:48

Decorations will appear in the shops
This year I will pull out the stops
But it's still just September

Indigo8 Thu 12-Sept-24 13:02:02

Decorations will appear in the shops
This year I will pull out the stops

biglouis Thu 12-Sept-24 12:58:16

Soon the leaves will start turning
Later bonfires will be burning
Crisp days and cold nights
And great snowy sights
And warm beds to be yearning

Decorations will appear in shops

henetha Thu 12-Sept-24 10:38:25

Soon the leaves will start turning
Later bonfires will be burning
Crisp days and cold nights
And great snowy sights

Bellanonna Thu 12-Sept-24 09:10:33

Soon the leaves will start turning
Later bonfires will be burning
Crisp days and cold nights

Indigo8 Wed 11-Sept-24 16:36:44

Soon the leaves will start turning
Later bonfires will be burning

GoldenLady Wed 11-Sept-24 15:54:09

A uniform does it for me
'Specially The Army and Navy
Looks manly and strong
It's worth doing wrong
And sometimes it's worn by a "she!"

Soon the leaves will start turning

Indigo8 Wed 11-Sept-24 15:17:36

A uniform does it for me
'Specially The Army and Navy
Looks manly and strong
It's worth doing wrong

biglouis Wed 11-Sept-24 11:02:15

A uniform does it for me
‘Specially the Army and Navy
Looks manly and strong

crazyH Wed 11-Sept-24 09:27:48

A uniform does it for me
‘Specially the Army and Navy

VB000 Wed 11-Sept-24 09:24:43

My new car soon came to a stop
On a red route - then out came a cop
Gave me a ticket
Said I was wicked
But smiled when I lifted my top!

A uniform does it for me

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