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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Indigo8 Wed 11-Sept-24 08:52:22

My new car soon came to a stop
On a red route - then out came a cop
Gave me a ticket
Said I was wicked

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crazyH Tue 10-Sept-24 22:56:43

My new car soon came to a stop
On a red route - then out came a cop
Gave me a ticket

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Bellanonna Tue 10-Sept-24 16:08:40

My new car soon came to a stop
On a red route - then out came a cop

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Indigo8 Tue 10-Sept-24 16:02:13

I tried out the buses instead
And off to the city we sped
I bought a new car
Paid for by my Ma
So again I'm a petrol head

My new car soon came to a stop

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Wyllow3 Mon 09-Sept-24 15:22:41

I tried out the buses instead
And off to the city we sped
I bought a new car
Paid for by my Ma

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GoldenLady Mon 09-Sept-24 15:14:11

I tried out the buses instead
And off to the city we sped
I bought a new car

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biglouis Mon 09-Sept-24 15:02:29

I tried out the buses instead
And off to the city we sped

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VB000 Mon 09-Sept-24 12:02:06

Today I drove down to the coast
In my new Ferrari, I boast
My engine revved madly
Until - quite sadly
Hit a tree, Ferrari is toast

I tried out the buses instead

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Wyllow3 Mon 09-Sept-24 00:05:48

Today I drove down to the coast
In my new Ferrari, I boast
My engine revved madly
Until - quite sadly

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biglouis Sun 08-Sept-24 22:54:18

Today I drove down to the coast
In my new Ferrari, I boast
My engine revved madly

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crazyH Sun 08-Sept-24 18:32:45

Today I drove down to the coast
In my new Ferrari, I boast

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Bellanonna Sun 08-Sept-24 18:21:12

A squirrel was crossing the road
When he stopped to chat to a toad
The toad said "Hop it"
The squirrel didn't stop it
He must learn the Highway Code

Today I drove down to the coast

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GoldenLady Sun 08-Sept-24 15:26:41

A squirrel was crossing the road
When he stopped to chat to a toad
The toad said "Hop it"
The squirrel didn't stop it

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henetha Sat 07-Sept-24 10:12:33

A squirrel was crossing the road
When he stopped to chat to a toad
The toad said "Hop it"

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biglouis Fri 06-Sept-24 16:33:13

A squirrel was crossing the road
When he stopped to chat to a toad

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GoldenLady Fri 06-Sept-24 15:54:25

Bad idea to write them down
Lose the paper, you feel a clown
All passwords the same?
Then you are to blame
For your "shopping spree" all over town

A squirrel was crossing the road

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Indigo8 Thu 05-Sept-24 16:01:31

Bad idea to write them down
Lose the paper, you feel a clown
All passwords the same?
Then you are to blame

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GoldenLady Thu 05-Sept-24 15:18:49

Bad idea to write them down
Lose the paper, you feel a clown
All passwords the same?

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biglouis Thu 05-Sept-24 11:34:07

Bad idea to write them down
Lose the paper, you feel a clown

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Indigo8 Thu 05-Sept-24 08:26:57

Changing passwords now - what a pain
Finding new ones drives you insane
It has to be smart
But joking apart
Will you remember them again?

Bad idea to write them down

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Bellanonna Wed 04-Sept-24 18:58:17

Changing passwords now - what a pain
Finding new ones drives you insane
It has to be smart
But joking apart

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Wyllow3 Wed 04-Sept-24 18:53:06

Changing passwords now - that is a pain
Finding new ones drives you insane
It has to be smart

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Indigo8 Wed 04-Sept-24 15:58:22

Changing passwords now - that is a pain
Finding new ones drives you insane

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GoldenLady Wed 04-Sept-24 14:46:56

I’ve apparently asked friends for cash
Make sure I dont spend it on trash
I’ve been hacked, you see
My partner and me
And now to the police I must dash!

Changing passwords now - what a pain

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Wyllow3 Wed 04-Sept-24 01:05:39

I’ve apparently asked friends for cash
Make sure I dont spend it on trash
I’ve been hacked, you see
My partner and me

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