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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Bellanonna Sat 31-Aug-24 21:38:52

I struck at his nose with a rock
He reacted with obvious shock

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biglouis Sat 31-Aug-24 15:48:45

Ghost train had run into the sea
That was my chance to have a pee
But the shark was there waiting
As I was debating
He then made a beeline for me

I struck at his nose with a rock

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Indigo8 Sat 31-Aug-24 15:40:11

Ghost train had run into the sea
That was my chance to have a pee
But the shark was there waiting
I was debating

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GoldenLady Sat 31-Aug-24 15:36:27

Ghost train had run into the sea
That was my chance to have a pee
But the shark was there, waiting!

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crazyH Sat 31-Aug-24 11:58:06

Ghost train had run into the sea
That was my chance to have a pee

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Indigo8 Sat 31-Aug-24 11:43:11

Then I found a fair in the park
By now it was getting quite dark
I caught the ghost train
Screamed a lot (I'm in pain)
I had been bitten by a shark

Ghost train had run into the sea

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Bellanonna Sat 31-Aug-24 09:32:59

Then I found a fair in the park
By now it was getting quite dark
I caught the ghost train
Screamed a lot (I’m a pain!)

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crazyH Sat 31-Aug-24 09:27:16

Then I found a fair in the park
By now it was getting quite dark
I caught the ghost train

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Bellanonna Sat 31-Aug-24 09:22:53

Then I found a fair in the park
By now it was getting quite dark

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biglouis Sat 31-Aug-24 08:54:34

I went to an animal fair
But no birds or beasts were there
Just models of clay
A feeble display
I started to cry in despair

Then I found a fair in the park

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Indigo8 Sat 31-Aug-24 07:55:48

I went to an animal
But no birds or beasts were there
Just models of clay
A feeble display

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Wyllow3 Sat 31-Aug-24 00:39:10

I went to an animal fair
But no birds or beasts were there
Just models of clay

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GoldenLady Fri 30-Aug-24 15:13:05

I went to an animal fair
But no birds or beasts were there

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Indigo8 Fri 30-Aug-24 11:51:25

But enough of the sea for a while
When i'm climbing over a stile
There are ponies nearby
And larks sing on high
Just like it is in Country File

I went to an animal fair

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henetha Thu 29-Aug-24 23:25:11

But enough of the sea for a while
When I'm climbing over a stile
There are ponies nearby
And larks sing on high

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biglouis Thu 29-Aug-24 12:32:39

But enough of the sea for a while
When I'm climbing over a stile,
There are ponies nearby

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henetha Thu 29-Aug-24 10:30:35

But enough of the sea for a while
When I'm climbing over a stile,

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VB000 Thu 29-Aug-24 10:30:32

But enough of the sea for a while
Prefer land by a country mile

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Bellanonna Thu 29-Aug-24 09:30:17

Now the sea has got stormy I fear
But a rescue boat now is here
And a nice young man
With a very deep tan
Hauled me up saying, “Hello my dear”.

But enough of the sea for a while

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biglouis Thu 29-Aug-24 01:20:40

Now the sea has got stormy I fear
But a rescue boat now is here
And a nice young man
With a very deep tan

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Indigo8 Wed 28-Aug-24 17:17:08

Now the sea has got stormy I fear
But a rescue boat now is here
And a nice young man

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GoldenLady Wed 28-Aug-24 17:07:26

Now the sea has got stormy I fear
But a rescue boat now is here

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biglouis Wed 28-Aug-24 11:01:07

So I left the island by boat
All huddled up in my red coat
The island was cold
And haunted, I’m told
The mist got into my throat

Now the sea has got stormy I fear

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Bellanonna Wed 28-Aug-24 09:24:55

So I left the island by boat
All huddled up in my red coat
The island was cold
And haunted, I’m told

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VB000 Wed 28-Aug-24 09:14:49

So I left the island by boat
All huddled up in my red coat
The island was cold

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