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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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biglouis Fri 26-Jul-24 01:37:07

The prices of food are so high
But still buy my treats, I can't lie
I do love packs of hobnobs

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52bright Thu 25-Jul-24 15:37:02

The prices of food are so high
But still buy my treats, I can't lie

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GoldenLady Thu 25-Jul-24 15:25:13

Some folk just don't learn how to cook
They have to learn it from a book
Me, I learnt from Mum
How to slice a plum
Or cook a fish fresh off the hook

The prices of food are so high

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VB000 Thu 25-Jul-24 09:12:14

Some folk just don't learn how to cook
They have to learn it from a book
Me, I learnt from Mum
How to slice a plum

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crazyH Tue 23-Jul-24 22:45:42

Some folk just don't learn how to cook
They have to learn it from a book
Me, I learnt from Mum

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biglouis Tue 23-Jul-24 21:15:13

Some folk just don't learn how to cook
They have to learn it from a book

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Salti Tue 23-Jul-24 18:53:58

Leftovers will do for tomorrow
Won't need to beg, steal or borrow
Chinese food heats up well
And this will; I can tell!
End my culinary sorrow

Some folk just don't learn how to cook

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GoldenLady Tue 23-Jul-24 14:22:01

Leftovers will do for tomorrow
Won't need to beg, steal or borrow
Chinese food heats up well
And this will; I can tell!

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biglouis Tue 23-Jul-24 10:17:07

Leftovers will do for tomorrow
Won't need to beg, steal or borrow
Chinese food heats up well

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VB000 Tue 23-Jul-24 09:08:15

Leftovers will do for tomorrow
Won't need to beg, steal or borrow

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GoldenLady Mon 22-Jul-24 20:19:00

So I try the Chinese one next door
The one with the gold and red floor
A great big dragon
Beer by the flagon
And Szechuan shrimp, now I want more!

Leftovers will do for tomorrow

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Salti Mon 22-Jul-24 09:46:53

So I try the Chinese one next door
The one with the gold and red floor
A great big dragon
Beer by the flagon

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VB000 Mon 22-Jul-24 08:56:46

So I try the Chinese one next door
The one with the gold and red floor
A great big dragon

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Tuaim Mon 22-Jul-24 07:41:25

So I try the Chinese one next door
The one with the gold and red floor

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biglouis Mon 22-Jul-24 02:08:17

So now, with a menu in hand
And a waitress who’s rather offhand
“There’s no steak today
Just hot toasted whey"
Selection is really quite bland

So I try the Chinese one next door

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Wyllow3 Mon 22-Jul-24 00:26:51

So now, with a menu in hand
And a waitress who’s rather offhand
“There’s no steak today
Just hot toasted whey"

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crazyH Sun 21-Jul-24 23:46:15

So now, with a menu in hand
And a waitress who’s rather offhand
“There’s no steak today”

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Bellanonna Sun 21-Jul-24 21:45:24

So now, with a menu in hand
And a waitress who’s rather offhand

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GoldenLady Sun 21-Jul-24 15:40:00

Now, what shall I cook for tonight?
What dishes will tempt my appetite
I look in the freezer
My choice becomes easier
That bistro in town looks just right

So now, with a menu in hand,

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Elrel Sun 21-Jul-24 01:08:03

Now, what shall I cook for tonight?
What dishes will tempt my appetite
I look in the freezer
My choice becomes easier

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biglouis Sun 21-Jul-24 00:58:55

Now, what shall I cook for tonight?
What dishes will tempt my appetite

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Bellanonna Sat 20-Jul-24 10:17:43

Now, what shall I cook for tonight?

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Wyllow3 Thu 18-Jul-24 10:31:26

I met an old pal from the past
Went drinking and we had a blast
I felt rather high
Eight feet, that’s no lie
So jumped down from the table quite fast

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Bellanonna Thu 18-Jul-24 09:58:10

I met an old pal from the past
Went drinking and we had a blast
I felt rather high
Eight feet, that’s no lie

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Wyllow3 Thu 18-Jul-24 00:16:35

I met an old pal from the past
Went drinking and we had a blast
I felt rather high

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