More Lame Limericks

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick
It was matted and covered in sick
It smelled pretty bad
No-one told him? How sad!
What a very odd partner to pick

A partner is a matter of taste

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick
It was matted and covered in sick
It smelled pretty bad
No-one told him? How sad!

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick
It was matted and covered in sick
It smelled pretty bad

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick
It was matted and covered in sick

Penelope had a crush on him
A pretty girl, and far from dim
But her charms didn't matter
All she did was natter
Then she ran off with Uncle Jim

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick

Penelope had a crush on him
A pretty girl, and far from dim
But her charms didn't matter
All she did was natter

Penelope had a crush on him
A pretty girl, and far from dim
But her charms didn't matter

Penelope had a crush on him
A pretty girl, and far from dim

At school my 'art' marks were zero
Though the art teacher, he was my hero
He had Greek God looks
And deadly right hooks
So I jabbed him with my biro

Penelope had a crush on him

At school my 'art' marks were zero
Though the art teacher, he was my hero
He had Greek God looks
And deadly right hooks

At school my 'art' marks were zero
Though the art teacher, he was my hero
He had Greek God looks

At school my 'art' marks were zero
Though the art teacher, he was my hero

Paintings by A-I are creepy
Some make me feel kind of weepy
Not made by human hand
Either eerie or bland
I don’t mind, I’m just quite easy

At school my ‘art’ marks were zero

Paintings by A-I are creepy
Some make me feel kind of weepy
Not made by human hand
Either eerie or bland

Paintings by A-I are creepy
Some make me feel kind of weepy
Not made by human hand

Paintings by A-I are creepy
Some make me feel kind of weepy

The cliff path led down to the sea
He walked down in darkness with me
So romantic a date
So, was it just fate
That his wife appeared so suddenly?

Paintings by A-I are creepy

The cliff path led down to the sea
He walked down in darkness with me
So romantic a date
So, was it just fate

The cliff path led down to the sea
He walked down in darkness with me
So romantic a date

The cliff path led down to the sea
It was steep as steep could be

The cliff path led down to the sea
He walked down in darkness with me

But I'd wake up feeling mean
With a hangover seldom seen
Vow to never again
Go against the grain
I was dancing like Mr Bean

The cliff path led down to the sea

But I'd wake up feeling mean
With a hangover seldom seen
Vow to never again
Go against the grain

But I'd wake up feeling mean
With a hangover seldom seen
Vow to never again

But Id wake up feeling mean
With a hangover seldom seen