More Lame Limericks

So shall I share it with my sis?
What she hasn't seen, she won't miss
So I pour myself a glass
On and on 'til out I pass
In a boozy sort of bliss

But Id wake up feeling mean

So shall I share it with my sis?
What she hasn't seen, she won't miss
So I pour myself a glass
On and on 'til out I pass

So shall I share it with my sis?
What she hasn't seen, she won't miss
So I pour myself a glass

So shall I share it with my sis?
What she hasn't seen, she won't miss

I got a parcel in the post
I’m not really one to boast
But wow, what a gift!
My sister is miffed
A crate of wine I love the most

So shall I share it with my sis?

I got a parcel in the post
I’m not really one to boast
But wow, what a gift!
My sister is miffed

I got a parcel in the post
I’m not really one to boast
But wow, what a gift!

I got a parcel in the post
I’m not really one to boast

I met a very silly man
He ran off with my frying pan
I rolled him in the dirt
He said it " didn't hurt"
I said "Replace it when you can"

I'm sorry, could not resist altering the lines slightly so as to fit the limerick pattern of syllables which is 88558. A slight variation doesn't matter too much.
I expect I'll get told off for this. Rightly so. But I just like Limericks and like keeping to the pattern.

New line.

I got a parcel in the post

I met a very silly man
He ran off with my frying pan
And so I rolled him in the dirt
He laughed and said " D'ya think that hurt??"

The sun was shining on the lawn
When suddenly appeared a fawn,
Just like Bambi, very sweet
But he sure like to eat!
Now my lawn is eaten and shorn

I met a very silly man

The sun was shining on the lawn
When suddenly appeared a fawn,
Just like Bambi, very sweet
But he sure liked to eat!

The sun was shining on the lawn
When suddenly appeared a fawn,
Just like Bambi, very sweet

The sun was shining on the lawn
When suddenly appeared a fawn,

I have a free pass for the bus
It gets me there with zero fuss
And I always get a seat
I can rest my poor feet
A lovely view would be a plus

The sun was shining on the lawn

I have a free pass for the bus
It gets me there with zero fuss
And I always get a seat
I can rest my poor feet

I have a free pass for the bus
It gets me there with zero fuss
And I always get a seat

I have a free pass for the bus
It gets me there with zero fuss

I've got a blue badge for the car
But I don't think I'll go too far
Parking can be a pain
And walking's no fun with a cane

I have a free pass for the bus

I've got a blue badge for the car
But I don’t think I’ll go too far
Parking can be a pain
And walking's no fun with a cane

I've got a blue badge for the car
But I don’t think I’ll go too far
Parking can be a pain

I've got a blue badge for the car
But I don’t think I’ll go too far

So I'm using my walking pole
As my knee has taken its toll
It clicks all the time
I could trip on a dime
Overbalance and fall down a ho...ooo...le

I've got a blue badge for the car

So I'm using my walking pole
As my knee has taken its toll
It clicks all the time
I could trip on a dime
Im feeling a sorrowful soul

My car I must take til it heals

So I'm using my walking pole
As my knee has taken its toll
It clicks all the time
I could trip on a dime