More Lame Limericks

He's friendly enough but I'm wary
The problem is, he's kind of hairy
He looks like a bear

Hes friendly enough but Im wary
The problem is, he's kind of hairy

There's a dog at my garden gate
Seems to be there daily of late
Should I make him my pet
Or take him to the vet
It seems Im in charge of his fate

Hes friendly enough but Im wary

There's a dog at my garden gate
Seems to be there daily of late
Should I make him my pet
Or take him to the vet

There's a dog at the garden gate
Seems to be there daily, of late
Should I make him my pet?

There's a dog at the garden gate
Seems to be there daily, of late

Cats are noisy when mating I fear
Close the window mother dear
They’re just having fun
As they love everyone
And there will be kittens this year.

There's a dog at the garden gate

Sorry asterisks erased

As they love everyone

As they everyone

Cats are noisy when mating I fear
Close the window mother dear
They’re just having fun

Cats are noisy when mating I fear
Close the window mother dear

Just seen a black cat on the prowl
I think he is stalking an owl
He is crawling around
In silence, no sound
When suddenly cat starts to howl

Cats are noisy when mating I fear

Just seen a black cat on the prowl
I think he is stalking an owl
He is crawling around
In silence, no sound

He is crawling around

Just seen a black cat on the prowl
I think he is stalking an owl

Oh dear, there's a mouse in the trap
And I'm going into a flap
Oh dear! Is it dead?
Think I'll take to my bed
There’s no energy left to sap

Just seen a black cat on the prowl

Oh dear, there's a mouse in the trap
And I'm going into a flap
Oh dear! Is it dead?
Think I'll take to my bed

Oh dear! Is it dead?

Oh dear, there's a mouse in the trap
And I'm going into a flap

Time to commemorate D-Day
And all those lost, for whom we pray
For those who remember
Each brave military member,
Unforgotten at work and at play.

Oh dear, there's a mouse in the trap

Time to commemorate D-Day
And all those lost, for whom we pray
For those who remember
Each brave military member

Time to commemorate D-Day
And all those lost, for whom we pray
For those who remember

Time to commemorate D-Day
And all those lost, for whom we pray

I felt cold when I first hit the water
And quickly looked for my daughter
She started to sink
But I managed to think
As luck would have it, I caught 'er

Time to commemorate D-Day

I felt cold when I first hit the water
And quickly looked for my daughter
She started to sink
But I managed to think