Gransnet forums

Games

More Lame Limericks

(1001 Posts)
Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

biglouis Tue 04-Jun-24 12:12:10

I felt cold when I first hit the water
And quickly looked for my daughter
She started to sink

henetha Tue 04-Jun-24 10:58:49

I felt cold when I first hit the water
And quickly looked for my daughter

Bumface Tue 04-Jun-24 09:10:57

Then upwards, around and along.

I felt cold when I first hit the water

GoldenLady Mon 03-Jun-24 16:24:50

Then suddenly something went wrong
The pilot just burst into song
The rest of us screamed
As downward we streamed

crazyH Mon 03-Jun-24 13:46:59

Then suddenly something went wrong
The pilot just burst into song
The rest of us screamed

VB000 Mon 03-Jun-24 11:50:48

Then suddenly something went wrong
The pilot just burst into song

biglouis Mon 03-Jun-24 11:07:32

A trip in a hot-air balloon
On a glorious sunday day in June
Made me feel like a bird
But no one quite heard
I hoped we could fly to the moon

Then suddenly something went wrong

crazyH Mon 03-Jun-24 08:56:32

A trip in a hot-air balloon
On a glorious sunday day in June
Made me feel like a bird
But no one quite heard

Bumface Mon 03-Jun-24 08:18:45

Made me fell like a bird

biglouis Mon 03-Jun-24 01:41:01

A trip in a hot-air balloon
On a glorious sunday day in June

crazyH Mon 03-Jun-24 01:03:53

I don’t mind being short and stumpy
Sometimes I am slightly grumpy
My long face hangs low
A sad tale of woe
‘Cos they call me humpty-dumpty

A trip in a hot-air balloon

Salti Sun 02-Jun-24 23:44:51

I don’t mind being short and stumpy
Sometimes I am slightly grumpy
My long face hangs low
A sad tale of woe

crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 23:06:47

I don’t mind being short and stumpy
Sometimes I am slightly grumpy
My long face hangs low

Gwyllt Sun 02-Jun-24 20:33:31

I don’t mind being short and stumpy
Sometimes I am slightly grumpy

crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 17:48:18

So, off I went to the big store
Clothes shopping is really a chore
I bought a large sack
Brought most of them back
Now they are piled high by the door

I don’t mind being short and stumpy

GoldenLady Sun 02-Jun-24 15:28:29

So, off I went to the big store
Clothes shopping is really a chore
I bought a large sack
Brought most of them back

crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 13:52:30

So, off I went to the big store
Clothes shopping is really a chore
I bought a large sack

biglouis Sun 02-Jun-24 13:47:26

So, off I went to the big store
Clothes shopping is really a chore

crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 13:11:07

treated myself to new ‘shorts’
I’m ignoring the grandchildrens’ snorts
‘Less hair on a bear’
I heard them declare
Really made me feel out of sorts.

So, off I went to the big store

Bumface Sun 02-Jun-24 11:21:52

Oops! ignore. Wrong page.

Bellanonna Sun 02-Jun-24 11:21:51

treated myself to new ‘shorts’
I’m ignoring the grandchildrens’ snorts
‘Less hair on a bear’
I heard them declare

Bumface Sun 02-Jun-24 11:20:03

T'was clear they did not get along

crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 11:11:29

I treated myself to new ‘shorts’
I’m ignoring the grandchildrens’ snorts
‘Less hair on a bear’

Bellanonna Sun 02-Jun-24 11:06:30

I treated myself to new ‘shorts’
I’m ignoring the grandchildrens’ snorts

crazyH Sun 02-Jun-24 10:51:05

Whenever I do think aloud
It happens when I’m in a crowd
All heads turn to me
No filter you see
Of my brashness I am quite proud

I treated myself to new ‘shorts’

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion