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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

Salti Sun 02-Jun-24 10:41:07

Whenever I do think aloud
It happens when I’m in a crowd
All heads turn to me
No filter you see

crazyH Sat 01-Jun-24 23:50:20

Whenever I do think aloud
It happens when I’m in a crowd
All heads turn to me

Bellanonna Sat 01-Jun-24 18:56:25

Whenever I do think aloud
It happens when I’m in a crowd

crazyH Sat 01-Jun-24 18:48:57

My husband is now quite well trained
Despite looking constantly pained
To rustle up a meal
He says, "No big deal"
And then a headache will be feigned

Whenever I do think aloud

GoldenLady Sat 01-Jun-24 18:41:34

My husband is now quite well trained
Despite looking constantly pained
To rustle up a meal
He says, "No big deal"

biglouis Sat 01-Jun-24 15:49:33

My husband is now quite well trained
Despite looking constantly pained
To rustle up a meal

Bellanonna Sat 01-Jun-24 15:40:59

My husband is now quite well trained
Despite looking constantly pained

Salti Sat 01-Jun-24 15:01:25

Success depends on Lady Luck
And who you know to earn a buck
There’s always a chance
That you will advance
To afford both maids and a cook

My husband is now quite well trained

GoldenLady Sat 01-Jun-24 14:22:46

Success depends on Lady Luck
And who you know to earn a buck
There’s always a chance
That you will advance

crazyH Sat 01-Jun-24 09:59:31

Success depends on Lady Luck
And who you know to earn a buck
There’s always a chance

biglouis Sat 01-Jun-24 09:51:09

Success depends on Lady Luck
And who you know to earn a buck

crazyH Fri 31-May-24 22:19:53

They now successful pop singers
And big time money bringers
When they come on stage
With their entou-rage
But gosh, some of them were mingers

Success depends on Lady Luck

GoldenLady Fri 31-May-24 15:11:42

They now successful pop singers
And big time money bringers
When they come on stage
With their entou-rage

52bright Fri 31-May-24 12:40:55

They now successful pop singers
And big time money bringers
When they come on stage

biglouis Fri 31-May-24 11:05:52

They now are successful pop singers
And big time money bringers

GoldenLady Thu 30-May-24 17:26:31

They were off key and out of tune
Each one made noise like a goon
A terrible din,
Belongs in a bin,
Sounded like howls at the moon

They now are successful pop singers

henetha Wed 29-May-24 10:24:12

They were off key and out of tune
Each one made noise like a goon
A terrible din,
Belongs in a bin,

VB000 Wed 29-May-24 10:12:15

They were off key and out of tune
Each one made noise like a goon
A terrible din

biglouis Tue 28-May-24 12:19:26

They were off key and out of tune
Each one made noise like a goon

Gwyllt Tue 28-May-24 12:16:38

Sorry didn’t go onto following page

Gwyllt Tue 28-May-24 12:15:47

They both said the other was wrong
Hoping it would not go on for long

Salti Tue 28-May-24 11:16:33

They both said the other was wrong,
One farted, oh such a bad pong,
They were shoved in the van
By a big policeman
Where they promptly burst into song

They were off key and out of tune

henetha Tue 28-May-24 10:27:34

They both said the other was wrong,
One farted, oh such a bad pong,
They were shoved in the van
By a big policeman

biglouis Mon 27-May-24 12:40:15

They both said the other was wrong,
One farted, oh such a bad pong,
They were shoved in the van

henetha Mon 27-May-24 10:36:21

They both said the other was wrong,
One farted, oh such a bad pong,

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