More Lame Limericks

A monk and a nun met one day
He had a teapot, she had a tray
They knelt down to pray
Then each went their way

A monk and a nun met one day
He had a teapot, she had a tray
They knelt down to pray

A monk and a nun met one day
He had a teapot, she had a tray

There's a 'rustling' by my window
I think it is a lost swallow
The first of summer
That rhyme was a bummer
Shall I start a new one below ?

A monk and a nun met one day

There's a 'rustling' by my window
I think it is a lost swallow
The first of summer
That rhyme was a bummer

There's a 'rustling' by my window
I think it is a lost swallow
The first of summer

There’s a ‘rustling’ by my window
I think it is a lost swallow

There’s a ‘rustling’ by my window

Ignore start line ☝️

All my savings have vanished too
Don't know what I'm going to do
This is so depressing
I need some caressing
There’s no one around, except you 😢

I hear a rustling quite near by

All my savings have vanished too
Don't know what I'm going to do
This is so depressing
I need some caressing

All my savings have vanished too
Don't know what I'm going to do
This is so depressing

All my savings have vanished too
Don't know what I'm going to do

My holiday money I've spent
I am not quite sure where it went
So I'm poor once again
Oh that’s such a pain
Perhaps some money I’ll be lent

All my savings have vanished too

My holiday money I've spent
I am not quite sure where it went
So I'm poor once again
Oh that’s such a pain

My holiday money I've spent
I am not quite sure where it went
So I'm poor once again

My holiday money I've spent
I am not quite sure where it went

Sneezing and wheezing will begin
On the bus there’ll be quite a din
It's thanks to the pollen
Nose red and swollen
Stock up on antihistamine

My holiday money I’ve spent

Sneezing and wheezing will begin
On the bus the'll be quite a din
It's thanks to the pollen
Nose red and swollen

Sneezing and wheezing will begin
On the bus there'll be quite a din
It's thanks to the pollen

Sneezing and wheezing will begin
On the bus there'll be quite a din

In a month or two , spring will have sprung
Buds will bloom and birds will have sung
The daffs will be out
For joy we will shout
Despite our noses being quite bunged

Sneezing and wheezing will begin

In a month or two , spring will have sprung
Buds will bloom and birds will have sung
The daffs will be out
For joy we will shout

In a month or two , spring will have sprung
Buds will bloom and birds will have sung
The daffs will be out

In a month or two, spring will have sprung!
buds will bloom and birds will have sung