Fortunately, Unfortunately. The story unfolds......

She was well insured but unfortunately

She had another one in her jewellery box, but she couldn’t remember where she’d put it, unfortunately

Fortunately her husband had paid the premium

But the credit card was declined, unfortunately

she had a spare diamond in her jeweller drawer that she could use to replace it but unfortunately ...

She dropped it on the floor and the dog ate it. Fortunately..

after a very unpleasant time inspecting everything that came out of the dog's bottom she found the diamond. Unfortunately...

The diamond was the wrong size and the dog also became very sick, fortunately

The vet was able to fix him up but unfortunately

the dog had now taken against her and ran away. Fortunately...

The dog found a good home with Mrs Miggins who owned a pie shop. Unfortunately....

While eating a stolen pie, he nipped Mrs Miggins , fortunately

Mrs Miggins was a forgiving type of lady and decided to keep the dog, unfortunately .........

He grew vicious by the day. So she booked him in for lessons with the dog trainer, who fortunately

Had a miracle cure, meantime the diamond turned up in one of Mrs Miggins home made pies, unfortunately

Nigel Farage was going around pressing the flesh for his campaign and grabbed Mrs Miggins hand whilst she was holding a pie, fortunately

She had invited her friends over for a pie-party and fortunately

they , in doing a loft fter conversion found a long forgotten dust covered pirates chest and it was full of precious stones fortunately

Everyone saw Nige grab the diamond with a handful of pastry and make off quickly down the road, unfortunately

Skip the fter !

Esmay

Skip the fter !

It’s so easy for message to X

he ran into Sherlock Holmes with Doctor Watson .
They apprehended him and he was arrested by Inspector Lestrade
fortunately

Nige was able to jump onto his battle bus which pulled away in a cloud of dust, fortunately.....

Holmes , Watson and Lestrade couldn't follow him in a horse and carriage
fortunately.

Lestrade had received strict orders from his superintendent as regards bail, who said, unfortunately,