Fortunately, Unfortunately. The story unfolds......

Whoops too late, re try

.....fortunately, the carriage was equipped with extra horses for speed but unfortunately

this man is part of the Professor Moriarty and Colonel Moran gang so he'll be in shackles in the Tower of London with a 24 hour armed guard
fortunately

However they changed their appearance dramatically, very quickly, and the London Police missed them, unfortunately

disguised as Widow Twankey in a heavy wig and costume and her accomplice as Aladdin they made their way across London with all the jewels wrapped in laundry ...feeling exhausted by the chase when fortunately

...their pursuers gave up. They tried to pawn the jewels but unfortunately...

they turned out to be part of the Crown Jewels from the Tower of London but fortunately....

.....the pawn shop guy gave them a fiver for them anyway but unfortunately....

It was a forgery and he got arrested. He went to the police station and was released without charge. Decided to spend the fiver towards a ticket for the tower of London where fortunately...

The tower was open and it was a very sunny day, but unfortunately

The drain was blocked. So they proceeded to bail the water out of the toilet bowl, in preparation for dismantling the pipes.

Unfortunately

She happened to have a few spares in the safe, which was cunningly concealed behind the Picasso on the landing. Unfortunately

Farage knew the code

unfortunately

He wouldn’t tell them unless he was let out, luckily they came across the code and fortunately

Ha ha!! Well done everyone 👏👏

They did not have to let him out unfortunately....

...a suspicious looking washer woman gained access to his cell, swapped clothes with him and he escaped. Fortunately...

the washerwoman garb was quite striking and he gained the attention of an amorous usa president

unfortunately

...he didn't have quite enough to pay the £5 hush money having spent his cover earlier in the story! Fortunately...

Fiver! Not cover 😠

And then he discovered that the hush money could only be paid in crypto currency...................unfortunately.

He had lost the code to his crypto safe and could not access his horde. Fortunately

However it all turned out ok as the (ex) President was carted off to an Asylum, however Farage missed him so much he joined him, fortunately

Unfortunately, they shared the same cell and got seriously on each others' nerves after the first day.
Fortunately......

It was quickly decided to separate them after they tried to kill each other .
They were sent to different prisons , but
Farage - a master of disguise pretended to be the prison doctor wearing his white coat and carrying a stethoscope adopting a knowledgeable air .
This was successful until
unfortunately....

They were climate friendly and to preserve water nobody had flushed for a while but unfortunately