Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

Either red or white wine will do
Later a glass of Malibu
Don't mind if I do
Think I will have two
Cheers! Perhaps I'll come drink with you.

I wouldn't want to drink alone

I wouldn't want to drink alone
Invite some people , where's my phone

I wouldn't want to drink alone
Invite some people, where's my phone
Come around for eight

I wouldn't want to drink alone
Invite some people, where's my phone
Come around for eight
And stay till late

I wouldn't want to drink alone
Invite some people, where's my phone
Come around for eight
And stay till late
We'll eat out at Whitley Bay Dome

They do the best fish and chips there

They do the best fish and chips there
Combine with a big jug of beer

They do the best fish and chips there
Combine with a big jug of beer
Or maybe some wine

They do the best fish and chips there
Combine with a big jug of beer
Or maybe some wine
From a place on the Rhine

They do the best fish and chips there
Combine with a big jug of beer
Or maybe some wine
From a place on the Rhine
Or a lovely fruit drink from Tangier

I go to bed late every day

I go to bed late every day
I’m goggle-eyed I have to say

I go to bed late every day
I’m goggle-eyed I have to say
But watching TV

I go to bed late every day
I'm goggle-eyed I have to say
But watching TV
Is restful for me

I go to bed late every day
I'm goggle-eyed I have to say
But watching TV
Is restful for me,
I'm glad I don't have to pay.

Freeview is a wonderful thing

Freeview is a wonderful thing
It’s praises I will always sing

Freeview is a wonderful thing
It's praises I will always sing
Watch anything you like

Freeview is a wonderful thing
It's praises I will always sing
Watch anything you like
Way into midnight

Freeview is a wonderful thing
It's praises I will always sing
Watch anything you like
Way into midnight
Or even well into morning

You binge watch a series or two

You binge watch a series or two
And documentaries, as I do

You binge watch a series or two
And documentaries, as I do
Or re-watch old Friends

You binge watch a series or two
And documentaries, as I do
Or re-watch old Friends
I must make amends

You binge watch a series or two
And documentaries, as I do
Or re-watch old Friends
I must make amends
Housework’s on the back burner too.

I wish I could afford a maid

I wish I could afford a maid
But can't run to what they are paid

I wish I could afford a maid
But can't run to what they are paid
I’ll just stay idle

I wish I could afford a maid
But can't run to what they are paid
I'll just stay idle
The dirt's now tidal

I wish I could afford a maid
But can't run to what they are paid
I'll just stay idle
The dirt's now tidal
The Health Department might raid

Don't care. I'm just feeling lazy