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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

Indigo8 Thu 09-Jan-25 16:46:34

Don't care. I'm just feeling lazy
This housework just drives me crazy

Jane71 Thu 09-Jan-25 17:09:59

Don't care. I'm just feeling lazy
This housework just drives me crazy
I keep sitting down

Indigo8 Thu 09-Jan-25 20:35:41

Don't care. I'm just feeling lazy
This housework just drives me crazy
I keep sitting down
In my dressing gown

GoldenLady Fri 10-Jan-25 15:41:25

Don't care. I'm just feeling lazy
This housework just drives me crazy
I keep sitting down
In my dressing gown
And wait for the day to get hazy

Winter has come with a blast

Indigo8 Fri 10-Jan-25 15:57:34

Winter has come with a blast
Autumn is now well in the past

crazyH Fri 10-Jan-25 16:20:20

Winter has come with a blast
Autumn is now well in the past
Leaves fall off the trees

Indigo8 Fri 10-Jan-25 19:15:16

Winter has come with a blast
Autumn is now well in the past
Leaves fall off the trees
There's ice in the breeze

GoldenLady Sat 11-Jan-25 16:46:18

Winter has come with a blast
Autumn is now well in the past
Leaves fall off the trees
There's ice in the breeze
Will spring ever be here at last?

My cell phone is driving me nuts

Indigo8 Mon 13-Jan-25 20:56:59

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I am starting to hate its guts

Rachel76 Mon 13-Jan-25 21:42:29

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I am starting to hate its guts
It rings and it rings

Gwyllt Mon 13-Jan-25 22:53:06

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I am starting to hate its guts
It rings and it rings
With it my dog sings

VB000 Tue 14-Jan-25 11:32:16

My cell phone is driving me nuts
I am starting to hate its guts
It rings and it rings
With it my dog sings
Need to change it, no ifs, no buts!

The peacock was calling, outside

Indigo8 Tue 14-Jan-25 11:54:11

The peacock was calling, outside
You could hear his voice far and wide

crazyH Tue 14-Jan-25 14:10:30

The peacock was calling, outside
You could hear his voice far and wide
Such a beautiful sight

Gwyllt Tue 14-Jan-25 15:27:21

The peacock was calling, outside
You could hear his voice far and wide
Such a beautiful sight
In bright sunlight

Indigo8 Tue 14-Jan-25 16:46:34

The peacock was calling, outside
You could hear his voice far and wide
Such a beautiful sight
In bright sunlight
As viewed from inside my bird hide

My binoculars are handy

LucyAnna5 Tue 14-Jan-25 16:48:34

My binoculars are handy
And I have a flask of brandy

Gwyllt Wed 15-Jan-25 11:58:31

My binoculars are handy
And I have a flask of brandy
Some sunshine would help

VB000 Wed 15-Jan-25 14:26:10

My binoculars are handy
And I have a flask of brandy
Some sunshine would help
He's walking through kelp

GoldenLady Wed 15-Jan-25 15:01:14

My binoculars are handy
And I have a flask of brandy
Some sunshine would help
He's walking through kelp
I wonder if peacocks eat candy

A turtle and snail had a race

Indigo8 Wed 15-Jan-25 15:51:29

A turtle and snail had a race
It was at a very slow pace

Gwyllt Sat 18-Jan-25 17:45:25

A turtle and snail had a race
It was at a very slow pace
It took a long time

GoldenLady Sat 18-Jan-25 18:47:40

A turtle and snail had a race
It was at a very slow pace
It took a long time
Which to waste was a crime

Jane71 Sun 19-Jan-25 16:42:56

A turtle and snail had a race
It was at a very slow pace
It took a long time
Which to waste was a crime
But the turtle lost which much grace

To be fair he was older than snail

VB000 Mon 20-Jan-25 09:36:32

To be fair he was older than snail
Next time he would win, without fail

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