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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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Indigo8 Thu 06-Feb-25 09:37:34

I was down to my last penny
My debts were quite large and many

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VB000 Mon 10-Feb-25 10:23:12

I was down to my last penny
My debts were quite large and many
I'd spent it on hash

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crazyH Mon 10-Feb-25 14:16:58

I was down to my last penny
My debts were quite large and many
I'd spent it on hash
Naught left for pie’n mash

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crazyH Mon 10-Feb-25 14:17:50

I was down to my last penny
My debts were quite large and many
I'd spent it on hash
Nought left for pie ‘n mash

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Feb-25 15:23:58

I was down to my last penny
My debts were quite large and many
I'd spent it on hash
Nought left for pie ‘n mash
As for friends, I no longer have any!

I promise to clean up my act

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Indigo8 Mon 10-Feb-25 17:10:39

I promise to clean up my act
As from my job I have been sacked

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crazyH Mon 10-Feb-25 19:51:46

I promise to clean up my act
As from my job I have been sacked
Boss said “you’re no good”

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VB000 Tue 11-Feb-25 10:07:01

I promise to clean up my act
As from my job I have been sacked
Boss said “you’re no good”
"And this ain't the 'hood!"

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crazyH Tue 11-Feb-25 11:31:18

I promise to clean up my act
As from my job I have been sacked
Boss said “you’re no good”
"And this ain't the 'hood!"
So I walked out, my briefcase packed

Back to the dole office I go

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Indigo8 Tue 11-Feb-25 11:44:58

Back to the dole office I go
I need a job that pays good dough

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GoldenLady Tue 11-Feb-25 16:14:32

Back to the dole office I go
I need a job that pays good dough
But so far, no luck

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Gwyllt Tue 11-Feb-25 18:18:35

I was down to my last penny
Could not pay my debt to Jenny

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Gwyllt Tue 11-Feb-25 18:19:15

Whoops I was on wrong page sorry

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crazyH Tue 11-Feb-25 18:34:36

Back to the dole office I go
I need a job that pays good dough
But so far, no luck,
Down to my last buck

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Gwyllt Tue 11-Feb-25 20:38:02

Back to the dole office I go
I need a job that pays good dough
But so far, no luck,
Down to my last buck
Perhaps I’ll become a golf pro

Oh what a shame I can’t play golf

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VB000 Wed 12-Feb-25 09:21:19

Oh what a shame I can’t play golf
I could have lessons by myself

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crazyH Wed 12-Feb-25 11:02:35

Oh what a shame I can’t play golf
I could have lessons by myself.
Romance can be found on the green

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Indigo8 Wed 12-Feb-25 11:50:29

Oh what a shame I can't play golf
I could have lessons by myself
Romance on the green
Can often be seen

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GoldenLady Wed 12-Feb-25 15:27:28

Oh what a shame I can't play golf
I could have lessons by myself
Romance on the green
Can often be seen
Though sometimes it's just with an elf

Imagined romance can be fun

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Indigo8 Wed 12-Feb-25 15:40:27

Imagined romance can be fun
You imagine you've found 'the one'

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VB000 Thu 13-Feb-25 10:29:56

Imagined romance can be fun
You imagine you've found 'the one'
No teeth - oh who cares?

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Indigo8 Thu 13-Feb-25 13:08:09

Imagined romance can be fun
You imagine you've found 'the one'
No teeth - oh who cares?
Bald head with no hairs

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Feb-25 15:35:45

Imagined romance can be fun
You imagine you've found 'the one'
No teeth - oh who cares?
Bald head with no hairs
Never mind, with this I am done

Our winter weather this year

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Indigo8 Thu 13-Feb-25 19:39:46

Our winter weather this year
Has been been quite difficult to bear

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crazyH Thu 13-Feb-25 22:18:41

Our winter weather this year
Has been been quite difficult to bear
At least there’s no snow

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