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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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Indigo8 Tue 21-Jan-25 10:06:37

To be fair he was older than snail
Next time he would win, without fail
He's training you see

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Gwyllt Sat 25-Jan-25 14:31:23

To be fair he was older than snail
Next time he would win, without fail
He’s doing some training

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GoldenLady Sun 26-Jan-25 00:20:30

To be fair he was older than snail
Next time he would win, without fail
He's training you see
By racing a bee

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Gwyllt Sun 26-Jan-25 17:14:35

To be fair he was older than snail
Next time he would win, without fail
He's training you see
By racing a bee
Let us hope he is not too frail

The race will be in the next month

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VB000 Mon 27-Jan-25 12:13:00

The race will be in the next month
It's normally around the ninth

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Gwyllt Mon 27-Jan-25 15:39:28

The race will be in the next month
It's normally around the ninth
I might go and watch

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Indigo8 Sat 01-Feb-25 18:02:48

The race will be in the next month
It's normally around the ninth
I might go and watch
With my flask of Scotch

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VB000 Mon 03-Feb-25 12:31:40

The race will be in the next month
It's normally around the ninth
I might go and watch
With my flask of Scotch
Or a "pint of Creme de Menthe"

The minty drink is like toothpaste

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Feb-25 16:28:06

The minty drink is like toothpaste
But somehow, I do like the taste

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Indigo8 Mon 03-Feb-25 17:15:18

the minty drink is like toothpaste
But somehow, i do like the taste
Alcoholic mint

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Gwyllt Mon 03-Feb-25 18:25:14

the minty drink is like toothpaste
But somehow, i do like the taste
Alcoholic mint
With a greenish tint

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Indigo8 Mon 03-Feb-25 19:28:52

The minty drink is like toothpaste
But somehow, I do like the taste
Alcoholic mint
With a greenish tint
Sip slowly, do not drink in haste

Or maybe you would prefer gin

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Gwyllt Mon 03-Feb-25 20:01:59

Or maybe you would prefer gin
Drank out of a mug made of tin

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Indigo8 Mon 03-Feb-25 20:43:17

Or maybe you would prefer gin
Drank out of a mug made of tin
With ice and tonic

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crazyH Mon 03-Feb-25 21:53:35

Or maybe you would prefer gin
Drank out of a mug made of tin
With ice and tonic
I’m no alcoholic

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VB000 Tue 04-Feb-25 10:48:26

Or maybe you would prefer gin
Drank out of a mug made of tin
With ice and tonic
I’m no alcoholic
You can just ask my next of kin

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VB000 Tue 04-Feb-25 10:48:54

My concentration went just then

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Indigo8 Tue 04-Feb-25 11:18:13

My concentration went just then
As I was sitting in my den

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GoldenLady Tue 04-Feb-25 14:55:18

My concentration went just then
As I was sitting in my den
It's what I was drinking

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52bright Tue 04-Feb-25 21:14:07

My concentration went just then
As I was sitting in my den
It's what I was drinking
caused feel of sinking

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Indigo8 Wed 05-Feb-25 09:00:42

My concentration went just then
As I was sitting in my den
It's what I was drinking
Caused feel of sinking
I just don't know how to say "When"

And snap! I was back in the room

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VB000 Wed 05-Feb-25 14:26:42

And snap! I was back in the room
A click of the fingers and boom!

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Gwyllt Wed 05-Feb-25 18:26:23

And snap! I was back in the room
A click of the fingers and boom!
I had fallen asleep

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GoldenLady Wed 05-Feb-25 20:59:41

And snap! I was back in the room
A click of the fingers and boom!
I had fallen asleep
With a slumber so deep

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crazyH Wed 05-Feb-25 21:05:29

And snap! I was back in the room
A click of the fingers and boom!
I had fallen asleep
With a slumber so deep
Dreamt that it was all doom and gloom

I was down to my last penny

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