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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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52bright Tue 27-May-25 16:05:09

Better luck maybe tomorrow
If a new dress I can borrow
Maybe try a new book?
But who will I hook?

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crazyH Tue 27-May-25 17:40:49

Better luck maybe tomorrow
If a new dress I can borrow
Maybe try a new book?
But who will I hook?
John next door? Shock horror!!

His bulbous nose is a right turn-off

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Magenta8 Tue 27-May-25 20:48:11

His bulbous nose is a right turn-off
The result of drinking Smirnoff

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52bright Thu 29-May-25 22:03:48

His bulbous nose is a right turn-off
The result of drinking Smirnoff
Just one too many

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VB000 Fri 30-May-25 18:04:31

His bulbous nose is a right turn-off
The result of drinking Smirnoff
Just one too many
Along with Benny

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52bright Sat 31-May-25 00:13:37

His bulbous nose is a right turn=off
The result of drinking Smirnoff
Just one too many
Along with Benny
both tipsy while they laugh and scoff

The hangover next day is bad

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BrightandBreezy Mon 02-Jun-25 01:25:40

The hangover next day is bad
It certainly makes them feel sad

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Jun-25 15:16:16

The hangover next day is bad
It certainly makes them feel sad
With Russian despair

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BrightandBreezy Tue 03-Jun-25 00:52:35

The hangover next day is bad
It certainly makes them feel sad
With Russian despair
Can't judge to be fair

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VB000 Tue 03-Jun-25 09:10:55

The hangover next day is bad
It certainly makes them feel sad
With Russian despair
Can't judge to be fair
But the best night they ever had!

She thought she'd lost her lovely chain

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Magenta8 Tue 03-Jun-25 10:29:49

She thought she'd lost her lovely chain
To replace it would be a pain

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henetha Tue 03-Jun-25 10:56:54

She thought she'd lost her lovely chain
To replace it would be a pain,
It's nine carat gold,

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BrightandBreezy Wed 04-Jun-25 00:46:09

She thought she'd lost her lovely chain
To replace it would be a pain
Expensive I'm told

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henetha Wed 04-Jun-25 10:52:16

She thought she'd lost her lovely chain
To replace it would be a pain
Expensive I'm told,
It's nine carat gold,

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GoldenLady Wed 04-Jun-25 14:56:06

She thought she'd lost her lovely chain
To replace it would be a pain
Expensive I'm told,
It's nine carat gold,
And the neighbor absconded to Spain

No more drunken adventures for me

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VB000 Fri 06-Jun-25 13:13:43

No more drunken adventures for me
Hangovers are awful, you see

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henetha Sat 07-Jun-25 11:03:18

No more drunken adventures for me
Hangovers are awful, you see,
So soft drinks only

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GoldenLady Sat 07-Jun-25 17:48:17

No more drunken adventures for me
Hangovers are awful, you see,
So soft drinks only
Despite feeling lonely

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henetha Sun 08-Jun-25 10:51:57

No more drunken adventures for me
Hangovers are awful, you see,
So soft drinks only
Despite feeling lonely,
Oh let's have a nice cup of tea.

I'm going for a tramp on the moors,

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GoldenLady Sun 08-Jun-25 14:12:44

I'm going for a tramp on the moors,
The haunting attraction endures

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Salti Sun 08-Jun-25 15:56:22

I'm going for a tramp on the moors,
The haunting attraction endures
It's bleak and remote

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VB000 Mon 09-Jun-25 08:35:16

I'm going for a tramp on the moors,
The haunting attraction endures
It's bleak and remote
I'll wear my big coat

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GoldenLady Mon 09-Jun-25 16:22:56

I'm going for a tramp on the moors,
The haunting attraction endures
It's bleak and remote
I'll wear my big coat
My safety it always ensures

I think I just saw glinting eyes

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henetha Tue 10-Jun-25 10:05:55

I think I just saw glinting eyes,
A big cat, oh what a surprise,

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crazyH Tue 10-Jun-25 10:29:35

I think I just saw glinting eyes,
A big cat, oh what a surprise,
It was such a shame

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