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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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VB000 Wed 11-Jun-25 09:58:23

I think I just saw glinting eyes,
A big cat, oh what a surprise,
It was such a shame
I just heard my name

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henetha Wed 11-Jun-25 10:17:38

I think I just saw glinting eyes,
A big cat, oh what a surprise,
It was such a shame
I just heard my name,
Beware of big cats, I advise.

There's a chap here mending my fence,

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GoldenLady Wed 11-Jun-25 15:11:04

There's a chap here mending my fence,
And he's saying a lot of nonsense

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henetha Fri 13-Jun-25 09:57:47

There's a chap here mending my fence,
And he's saying a lot of nonsense,
It'll cost me a bomb

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GoldenLady Fri 13-Jun-25 13:37:13

There's a chap here mending my fence,
And he's saying a lot of nonsense,
It'll cost me a bomb
A leg and an arm

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Crocus5 Sat 14-Jun-25 18:23:34

There’s a chap here mending my fence
And he’s saying lots of nonsense
It’ll cost me a bomb
A leg and and an arm
I’ll be down to my last two pence

A young man took a bus to Bath

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henetha Sun 15-Jun-25 10:52:40

A young man took a bus to Bath
Then walked along a central path,

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Magenta8 Sun 15-Jun-25 11:08:05

A young man took a bus to Bath
Then walked along a central path,
He glanced left and right

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GoldenLady Sun 15-Jun-25 15:40:00

A young man took a bus to Bath
Then walked along a central path,
He glanced left and right
Creating much fright

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Magenta8 Sun 15-Jun-25 18:58:02

A young man took a bus to Bath
Then walked along a central path
He glanced left and right
Creating much fright
Shedding clothes and causing much wrath

They covered him up with a sheet

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Crocus5 Sun 15-Jun-25 20:01:38

They covered him up with a sheet
From the head right down to the feet

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VB000 Mon 16-Jun-25 11:40:16

They covered him up with a sheet
From the head right down to the feet
He'd caused quite a stir

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BrightandBreezy Thu 19-Jun-25 23:04:57

They covered him up with a sheet
From the head right down to the feet
He'd caused quite a stir
Then bought a false fur

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crazyH Thu 19-Jun-25 23:38:29

They covered him up with a sheet
From the head right down to the feet
He'd caused quite a stir
Then bought a false fur
Which tickled him, danced to the beat

There’s no need to get excited

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BrightandBreezy Fri 20-Jun-25 14:22:37

There's no need to get excited
Though I'm going to be knighted

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GoldenLady Fri 20-Jun-25 16:20:10

There's no need to get excited
Though I'm going to be knighted
That's what he said

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52bright Sun 22-Jun-25 00:40:35

There's no need to get excited
Though I'm going to be knighted
That's what he said
And it's what I've read

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Magenta8 Sun 22-Jun-25 07:11:16

So pleased to have been invited

It's too hot for me to sleep in

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GoldenLady Sun 22-Jun-25 15:11:24

It's too hot for me to sleep in
To ignore such a day is a sin

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52bright Sun 22-Jun-25 19:38:46

It's too hot for me to sleep in
To ignore such a day is a sin
Get out the glad rags

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henetha Mon 23-Jun-25 12:16:50

It's too hot for me to sleep in
To ignore such a day is a sin
Get out the glad rags
Take all my beach bags,

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Magenta8 Mon 23-Jun-25 14:49:43

It's too hot for me to sleep in
To ignore such a day is a sin
Get out the glad rags
Take all my beach bags
And a litre bottle of gin

I must get my hair done quite soon

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GoldenLady Mon 23-Jun-25 15:27:02

I must get my hair done quite soon
But to go to the beach would mean ruin

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Crocus5 Mon 23-Jun-25 15:28:52

I must get my hair done quite soon
Preferably in the afternoon

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Magenta8 Tue 24-Jun-25 10:51:18

I must get my hair done quite soon
Preferably in the afternoon
I want a short style

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