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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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BrightandBreezy Sun 14-Sept-25 01:17:10

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy
Muggers and thugs
Who come near with hugs
Sure make my eyes a bit leaky

I need to get out of there now

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Sept-25 14:01:38

I need to get out of there now
And not to be noticed, but how?

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Crocus5 Mon 15-Sept-25 18:38:30

I need to get out of there now
And not be noticed, but how?
I’ll make myself small

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GoldenLady Wed 17-Sept-25 15:31:38

I need to get out of there now
And not be noticed, but how?
I’ll make myself small
And silently crawl

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52bright Wed 17-Sept-25 19:34:31

I need to get out of there now
And not be noticed, but how?
I'll make myself small
And silently crawl
Still seen as I'm big as a cow

I wish I was graceful and slim

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Crocus5 Wed 17-Sept-25 19:36:47

I wish I was graceful and slim
Wouldn’t need to go to the gym

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52bright Wed 17-Sept-25 20:08:08

I wish I was graceful and slim
Wouldn't need to go to the gym
Or try for weight loss

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crazyH Wed 17-Sept-25 20:35:03

I wish I was graceful and slim
Wouldn't need to go to the gym
Or try for weight loss,
And that is because

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52bright Thu 18-Sept-25 16:05:29

I wish I was graceful and slim
Wouldn't need to go to the gym
Or try for weight loss,
And that is because
I would be really strong and trim

Instead I will go to the pub

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BrightandBreezy Fri 19-Sept-25 22:46:43

Instead I will go to the pub
Or a posh and exclusive club

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65KL Sun 21-Sept-25 00:12:25

Instead I will go to the pub
Or a posh and exclusive club
Indulge a pork pie

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GoldenLady Sun 21-Sept-25 15:49:08

Instead I will go to the pub
Or a posh and exclusive club
Indulge a pork pie
That's true, I won't lie

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Magenta8 Sun 21-Sept-25 16:26:36

Instead I will go to the pub
Or a posh and exclusive club
Indulge a pork pie
That's true, I wont lie
I really do enjoy my grub

A drink or two, that would be nice

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65KL Sun 21-Sept-25 19:49:05

A drink or two , that would be nice
Three or four will add some more spice

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GoldenLady Mon 22-Sept-25 15:24:57

A drink or two , that would be nice
Three or four will add some more spice
This is not recommended

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52bright Tue 23-Sept-25 14:42:39

A drink or two, that would be nice
Three or four will add some more spice
This is not recommended
It would be splendid

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GoldenLady Tue 23-Sept-25 15:04:33

A drink or two, that would be nice
Three or four will add some more spice
This is not recommended
It would be splendid
If everyone took my advice.

I'll find a new park that is safe

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65KL Wed 24-Sept-25 07:25:12

I'll find a new park that is safe
Then I'd exercise till I chaff

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Magenta8 Wed 24-Sept-25 07:41:14

I'll find a new park that is safe
Then I'd exercise till I chaff
I'll run every day

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GoldenLady Fri 26-Sept-25 19:33:49

I'll find a new park that is safe
Then I'd exercise till I chaff
I'll run every day
And swim in the bay

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65KL Sun 28-Sept-25 21:02:04

I'll find a new park that is safe
Then I'd exercise till I chafe
I'll run every day
And swim in the bay
All in the park with not a waif

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree

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GoldenLady Sun 28-Sept-25 21:42:44

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree
I could swear he's looking at me!

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MollyNew Sun 28-Sept-25 23:11:04

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree
I could swear he's looking at me!
I'm staring right back

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Magenta8 Mon 29-Sept-25 09:40:33

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree
I could swear he's looking at me!
I'm staring right back
He's starting to crack

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MollyNew Mon 29-Sept-25 11:29:04

There's a chipmunk in that oak tree
I could swear he's looking at me!
I'm staring right back
He's starting to crack
Oh look! He's decided to flee!

I've decided to book a sea cruise

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