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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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keepcalmandcavachon Mon 29-Sept-25 11:43:00

I've decided to book a sea cruise
On board I'll do nothing but snooze

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crazyH Mon 29-Sept-25 11:46:46

I've decided to book a sea cruise
On board I'll do nothing but snooze
I’ll visit the Buffet

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henetha Mon 29-Sept-25 11:48:27

I've decided to book a sea cruise
On board I'll do nothing but snooze
I’ll visit the Buffet
And dance, sing and play,

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crazyH Mon 29-Sept-25 12:25:02

I've decided to book a sea cruise
On board I'll do nothing but snooze
I’ll visit the Buffet
And dance, sing and play,
And partake of all the free booze

And then to the theatre I’ll go

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GoldenLady Mon 29-Sept-25 16:53:04

And then to the theatre I’ll go
And enjoy an incredible show

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BrightandBreezy Mon 29-Sept-25 17:57:51

And then to the theatre I'll go
And enjoy an incredible show
With music and dance

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Sept-25 00:01:08

And then to the theatre I'll go
And enjoy an incredible show
With music and dance
And maybe romance

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Wyllow3 Tue 30-Sept-25 00:56:33

And then to the theatre I'll go
And enjoy an incredible show
With music and dance
And maybe romance
And let all my ex lovers know

But my new posh dress got all wet

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Magenta8 Tue 30-Sept-25 09:50:04

But my new posh dress got all wet
When I worked up such a big sweat

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Sept-25 16:02:34

But my new posh dress got all wet
When I worked up such a big sweat
Hot flashes? Oh, dear!

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crazyH Tue 30-Sept-25 16:06:41

But my new posh dress got all wet
When I worked up such a big sweat
Hot flashes? Oh, dear!
Did he get too near ?

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GoldenLady Wed 01-Oct-25 00:56:34

But my new posh dress got all wet
When I worked up such a big sweat
Hot flashes? Oh, dear!
Did he get too near ?
That's the last time I'll see him, I'll bet!

Which chocolate for you, milk or dark?

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65KL Wed 01-Oct-25 21:18:47

What chocolate for you , milk or dark?
Some white , variety adds spark

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MollyNew Thu 02-Oct-25 14:30:06

What chocolate for you, milk or dark?
Some white, variety adds spark
Chopped nuts for some crunch

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Oct-25 14:56:01

What chocolate for you, milk or dark?
Some white, variety adds spark
Chopped nuts for some crunch
Think I'll have some for lunch

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52bright Fri 03-Oct-25 21:57:06

What chocolate for you, milk or dark?
Some white, variety adds spark
Chopped nuts for some crunch
Think I'll have some for lunch
No veg? That's a bit of a lark.

I'll give healthy eating a miss

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65KL Fri 03-Oct-25 23:33:52

I'll give healthy eating a miss
Chocolate lips are better to kiss

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52bright Fri 03-Oct-25 23:45:31

I'll give healthy eating a miss
Chocolate lips are better to kiss
A really good thought

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Magenta8 Sat 04-Oct-25 09:14:55

I'll give heathy eating a miss
Chocolate lips are better to kiss
A really good thought
Since bars I have bought

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henetha Sat 04-Oct-25 10:43:41

I'll give heathy eating a miss
Chocolate lips are better to kiss
A really good thought
Since bars I have bought
Give me the most heavenly bliss.

And I don't care if I get fat,

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GoldenLady Sat 04-Oct-25 15:30:39

And I don't care if I get fat,
If I know where the chocolate is at

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MollyNew Sat 04-Oct-25 15:39:29

And I don't care if I get fat
If I know where the chocolate is at
I could just eat it all

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Magenta8 Sat 04-Oct-25 19:43:54

And I don't care if I get fat
If I know where the chocolate is at
I could just eat it all
It will never pall

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GoldenLady Sun 05-Oct-25 01:00:45

Opened my curtains , and I see
A face staring right back at me

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henetha Sun 05-Oct-25 11:34:33

Back to Magenta, I think....

And I don't care if I get fat
If I know where the chocolate is at
I could just eat it all
It will never pall
I am fat and that is just that.

But I might start a new diet soon

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