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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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GoldenLady Wed 15-Oct-25 15:11:26

My appetite has increased by bounds
My weight is increasing by pounds

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65KL Thu 16-Oct-25 00:56:37

My appetite has increased by bounds
My weight is increasing by pounds
I'm happy that way

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Magenta8 Thu 16-Oct-25 09:21:25

My appetite has increased by pounds
My weight is increasing by pounds
I'm happy that way
So big I will stay

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henetha Thu 16-Oct-25 12:15:01

My appetite has increased by bounds
My weight is increasing by pounds
I'm happy that way
So big I will stay
Till I roly-poly the grounds

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat

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Crocus5 Thu 16-Oct-25 16:48:31

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that

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MollyNew Thu 16-Oct-25 17:54:23

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that
A sorry, flat moggie

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henetha Fri 17-Oct-25 11:06:25

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that
A sorry, flat moggie,
Well, it was foggy,

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52bright Fri 17-Oct-25 14:31:28

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that
A sorry, flat moggie,
Well, it was foggy
Won't ever again catch a rat

It's a sorry end for a pet

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Oct-25 14:32:57

Rolled this way and that, squashed a cat
Poor cat, to be sat on like that
A sorry, flat moggie,
Well, it was foggy,
And I couldn't see, due to my hat.

It had an unusual brim

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MollyNew Sat 18-Oct-25 18:36:52

It had an unusual brim
And an ostrich feather trim

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52bright Sat 18-Oct-25 23:22:19

It had an unusual brim
And an ostrich feather trim
Was bought for a song

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65KL Sun 19-Oct-25 08:42:31

It had an unusal brim
And an ostrich feather trim
Was bought for a song
Once worn by King Kong

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Magenta8 Sun 19-Oct-25 11:36:52

It had an unusual brim
And an ostrich feather trim
Was bought for a song
Once worn by King Kong
Looks better on me than on him

I love dressing up and cosplay

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GoldenLady Sun 19-Oct-25 16:39:20

I love dressing up and cosplay
Should I be Melania today?

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MollyNew Sun 19-Oct-25 17:52:14

I love dressing up and cosplay
Should I be Melania today
I've got the high heels

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65KL Mon 20-Oct-25 17:51:34

I love dressing up and cosplay
Should I be Melania today
I've got the high heels
And jewels that appeals

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Magenta8 Tue 21-Oct-25 10:11:01

I love dressing up and cosplay
Should I be Melania today
I've got the high heels
And jewels that appeals
Big brimmed hat pulled down all the way

Oh why did she marry old Trump?

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GoldenLady Tue 21-Oct-25 15:19:31

Oh why did she marry old Trump?
A question that great minds could stump

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MollyNew Tue 21-Oct-25 17:30:04

Oh why did she marry old Trump?
A question that great minds could stump
His fortune is vast

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Magenta8 Wed 22-Oct-25 12:14:50

Oh why did she marry old Trump?
A question that great minds could stump
His fortune is vast
But shady his past

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GoldenLady Wed 22-Oct-25 14:21:06

Oh why did she marry old Trump?
A question that great minds could stump
His fortune is vast
But shady his past
His list of misdoings so plump

Let's think of a limerick more cheery

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Magenta8 Wed 22-Oct-25 14:44:08

Let's think of a limerick more cheery
Thoughts of Trump do make me teary

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henetha Thu 23-Oct-25 11:49:15

Let's think of a limerick more cheery
Thoughts of Trump do make me teary
Let's try Keir instead

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52bright Fri 24-Oct-25 13:54:20

Let's think of a limerick more cheery
Thoughts of Trump do make me teary
Let's try Keir instead
With politics red

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MollyNew Sat 25-Oct-25 12:22:04

Let's think of a limerick more cheery
Thoughts of Trump do make me teary
Let's try Keir instead
With politics red
And no plans for a ballroom, in theory

We've got one more hour tonight

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