Gransnet forums

Games

Page 30 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

Add comment | Report
Crossstitchfan Sun 05-Oct-25 11:39:52

I might start a new diet soon
(I’m more likely to fly to the moon’

Add comment | Report
Magenta8 Sun 05-Oct-25 11:59:03

But I might start a new diet soon
My bottom's the size of the moon

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Sun 05-Oct-25 15:37:59

But I might start a new diet soon
My bottom's the size of the moon
But does anyone care?

Add comment | Report
65KL Mon 06-Oct-25 19:05:17

But I might start a new diet soon
My bottom's the size of a moon
But dose anyone care?
I look like a bear!

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Tue 07-Oct-25 03:04:01

But I might start a new diet soon
My bottom's the size of a moon
But dose anyone care?
I look like a bear!
I'm expanding just like a balloon!

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer

Add comment | Report
henetha Tue 07-Oct-25 12:16:19

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer
I'd like to be a bit trimmer

Add comment | Report
MollyNew Tue 07-Oct-25 14:24:30

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer
I'd like to be a bit trimmer
I've started to run

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Tue 07-Oct-25 15:07:26

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer
I'd like to be a bit trimmer
I've started to run
And found that it's fun

Add comment | Report
Magenta8 Tue 07-Oct-25 19:41:41

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer
I'd like to be a bit trimmer
I've started to run
And found that it's fun
Beats edging the lawn with a strimmer

Though gardening's good to keep fit

Add comment | Report
henetha Wed 08-Oct-25 10:41:35

Though gardening's good to keep fit
But sadly I'm no good at it,

Add comment | Report
Salti Wed 08-Oct-25 11:05:38

Though gardening's good to keep fit
But sadly I'm no good at it,
The slugs eat my veg

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Wed 08-Oct-25 14:41:30

Though gardening's good to keep fit
But sadly I'm no good at it,
The slugs eat my veg
Mostly all round the edge

Add comment | Report
52bright Wed 08-Oct-25 22:16:16

Though gardening's good to keep fit
But sadly I'm no good at it,
The slugs eat my veg
Mostly all round the edge
Makes me think I'm losing my grip

I think I need a new hobby

Add comment | Report
MollyNew Thu 09-Oct-25 11:30:07

I think I need a new hobby
Is playing golf too snobby?

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Thu 09-Oct-25 16:47:40

I think I need a new hobby
Is playing golf too snobby?
Not snobby, but hard

Add comment | Report
MollyNew Fri 10-Oct-25 18:16:58

I think I need a new hobby
Is playing golf too snobby?
Not snobby, but hard
I'd probably get barred

Add comment | Report
Magenta8 Fri 10-Oct-25 18:33:14

I think I need a new hobby
Is playing golf too snobby?
Not snobby, but hard
I'd probably get barred
For being quite rude and gobby

Playing bingo might be more fun

Add comment | Report
MollyNew Sat 11-Oct-25 17:05:59

Playing bingo might be more fun
I don't want to lift weights or run

Add comment | Report
65KL Sat 11-Oct-25 23:12:58

Playing bingo might be more fun
I don't want to lift weights or run
Please Please draw a three

Add comment | Report
MollyNew Sun 12-Oct-25 17:07:53

Play bingo might be more fun
I don't want to lift weights or run
Please Please draw a three
I'll call "House!" with glee

Add comment | Report
henetha Mon 13-Oct-25 10:45:46

Play bingo might be more fun
I don't want to lift weights or run
Please Please draw a three
I'll call "House!" with glee
Oh look, I've just won a cream bun.

This will add pounds round my middle

Add comment | Report
crazyH Mon 13-Oct-25 12:53:31

This will add pounds round my middle
I’ll sit around, thumbs I’ll twiddle

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Mon 13-Oct-25 15:28:13

This will add pounds round my middle
I’ll sit around, thumbs I’ll twiddle
So my thumbs will be "fit"

Add comment | Report
MollyNew Wed 15-Oct-25 11:50:07

This will add pounds to my middle
I'll sit around, thumbs I'll twiddle
So my thumbs will be "fit"
While I continue to sit

Add comment | Report
crazyH Wed 15-Oct-25 12:13:59

This will add pounds to my middle
I'll sit around, thumbs I'll twiddle
So my thumbs will be "fit"
While I continue to sit
And wait for the steak on the griddle

My appetite has increased by bounds

Page 30 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion