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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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52bright Thu 27-Nov-25 21:29:23

I wish I could pay for a cleaner
Efficient and pleasant demeanour
The house would sparkle

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henetha Fri 28-Nov-25 10:56:00

I wish I could pay for a cleaner
Efficient and pleasant demeanour
The house would sparkle
Unlike this debarkle,

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GoldenLady Fri 28-Nov-25 23:17:56

I wish I could pay for a cleaner
Efficient and pleasant demeanour
The house would sparkle
Unlike this debarkle,
And all of my stuff would look keener.

I'd hire a butler as well

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52bright Sat 29-Nov-25 00:28:25

I'd hire a butler as well
He'd hurry when I rang my bell

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65KL Sat 29-Nov-25 06:12:42

I'd hire a butler as well
He'd hurry when I rang my bell
"How can I help, Mam "

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hollysteers Sat 29-Nov-25 23:48:26

I’d hire a butler as well
He’d hurry when I rang my bell
“How can I help, M’am?
(He’d not call me Pam)

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GoldenLady Sun 30-Nov-25 15:06:13

I’d hire a butler as well
He’d hurry when I rang my bell
“How can I help, M’am?
(He’d not call me Pam)
And he'd help me stand up when I fell.

My cook will prepare scrumptious meals

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pably15 Sun 30-Nov-25 19:28:43

My cook will prepare scrumptious meals
With none of your jellied eels

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Mollygo Sun 30-Nov-25 20:23:28

My cook will prepare scrumptious meals
With none of your jellied eels
And no escargot

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MollyNew Sun 30-Nov-25 22:07:55

My cook will prepare scrumptious meals
With none of your jellied eels
And no escargot
Just a fancy gateau

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65KL Mon 01-Dec-25 05:05:59

My cook will prepare scrumptious meals
With none of your jellied eels
And no escargot
Just a fancy gateau
Fruit on a platter without peels

A chauffeur would be handy too

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pably15 Mon 01-Dec-25 13:58:02

A chauffeur would be handy too
Imaging what we could do

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GoldenLady Mon 01-Dec-25 14:54:21

A chauffeur would be handy too
Imaging what we could do
I'd lounge while he drove

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52bright Mon 01-Dec-25 19:30:58

A chauffeur would be handy too
Imagine what we could do
I'd lounge while he drove
To a special cove

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hollysteers Tue 02-Dec-25 00:34:09

A chauffeur would be handy too
Imagine what we could do
I’d lounge whilst he drove
To a special cove
Safe driving I haven’t a clue.

Nice if the weather’s permitting

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henetha Tue 02-Dec-25 11:12:46

Nice if the weather’s permitting
Unlike right now when it's spitting

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Dec-25 15:28:21

Nice if the weather’s permitting
Unlike right now when it's spitting
The rain is like ice

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52bright Tue 02-Dec-25 22:31:25

Nice if the weather's permitting
Unlike right now when it's spitting
The rain is like ice
It grips like a vice

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pably15 Tue 02-Dec-25 23:41:06

Nice if the weather's permitting
Unlike right now when it's spitting
The rain is lke ice
It grips like a vice
Better stay home with my knitting

The cat's just jumped up on my lap

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52bright Wed 03-Dec-25 00:08:47

The cat's just jumped up on my lap
It's his special place for a nap

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hollysteers Wed 03-Dec-25 08:37:51

The cat’s just jumped up on my lap
It’s his special place for a nap
He keeps my knees warm

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GoldenLady Wed 03-Dec-25 16:45:31

The cat’s just jumped up on my lap
It’s his special place for a nap
He keeps my knees warm
And does me no harm

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pably15 Wed 03-Dec-25 19:26:31

The cat's just jumped up on my lap
It's his special place for a nap
He keeps my knees warm
And does me no harm
He's quite a contented wee chap

It's time for making a brew

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hollysteers Thu 04-Dec-25 10:24:34

It’s time for making a brew
Making sure I get the right hue

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henetha Thu 04-Dec-25 12:19:17

It’s time for making a brew
Making sure I get the right hue
Teabag first, not milk,

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