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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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GoldenLady Thu 04-Dec-25 14:40:37

It’s time for making a brew
Making sure I get the right hue
Teabag first, not milk,
It will taste smooth as silk

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MollyNew Sat 06-Dec-25 13:40:59

It's time for making a brew
Making sure I get the right hue
Teabag first, not milk
It will taste smooth as silk
One sip and I feel good as new

Yorkshire tea is quite the best

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Mollygo Sat 06-Dec-25 15:45:16

Yorkshire tea is quite the best
Booth’s Builders tea is my request

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hollysteers Sat 06-Dec-25 17:37:37

Yorkshire tea is quite the best
Booth’s Builders tea is my request
No weakling am I

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henetha Tue 09-Dec-25 11:35:39

Yorkshire tea is quite the best
Booth’s Builders tea is my request
No weakling am I
But I get so dry

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GoldenLady Thu 11-Dec-25 15:21:07

Yorkshire tea is quite the best
Booth’s Builders tea is my request
No weakling am I
But I get so dry
What else do I drink? Have you guessed?

Coffee is my drink of choice

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MollyNew Thu 11-Dec-25 16:25:52

Coffee is my drink of choice
It lubricates my singing voice

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hollysteers Fri 12-Dec-25 09:26:09

Coffee is my drink of choice
It lubricates my singing voice
Honey is the best

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Magenta8 Fri 12-Dec-25 14:34:42

Coffee is my drink of choice
It lubricates my singing voice
Honey is the best
To give it some zest

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pably15 Fri 12-Dec-25 19:51:32

Coffee is my drink of choice
It lubricates my singing voice
Honey is best
To give it some zest
Drink up' and let's all rejoice.

When somebody knocks at my door

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GoldenLady Fri 12-Dec-25 21:46:15

When somebody knocks at my door
It might be because of my snore

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crazyH Fri 12-Dec-25 21:58:05

When somebody knocks at my door
It might be because of my snore
Hubby’s absconded

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hollysteers Sat 13-Dec-25 09:06:31

When somebody knocks at my door
It might be because of my snore
Hubby’s absconded
He’d always wandered

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henetha Sat 13-Dec-25 13:40:54

When somebody knocks at my door
It might be because of my snore
Hubby’s absconded
He’d always wandered
I hope he won't come back any more.

If he does I'm seeking divorce

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GoldenLady Sat 13-Dec-25 15:47:43

If he does I'm seeking divorce
With a huge settlement to me, of course

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Magenta8 Sat 13-Dec-25 20:18:05

If he does I'm seeking divorce
With a huge settlement to me, of course
I'll rinse him quite dry

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henetha Sun 14-Dec-25 11:22:51

If he does I'm seeking divorce
With a huge settlement to me, of course
I'll rinse him quite dry
It will make him cry

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hollysteers Sun 14-Dec-25 17:34:53

If he does I’m seeking divorce
With a huge settlement to me, of course
I’ll rinse him quite dry
It will make him cry
But I’m not resorting to force.

The house will have a makeover

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52bright Sun 14-Dec-25 19:41:16

The house will have a makeover
And he can take off to Dover

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MollyNew Sun 14-Dec-25 23:12:18

The house will have a makeover
And he can take off to Dover
New curtains and paint

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Magenta8 Mon 15-Dec-25 21:18:35

The house will have a makeover
And he can take off to Dover
New curtains and paint
But nothing too quaint

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pably15 Mon 15-Dec-25 23:27:37

The house will have a makeover
And he can take off to Dover
New curtains and paint
But nothing too quaint
I might even take a new lover

He'll have to be handsome and tall

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hollysteers Tue 16-Dec-25 08:48:06

He’ll have to be handsome and tall
It’s not easy to make me fall

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GoldenLady Tue 16-Dec-25 14:33:51

He’ll have to be handsome and tall
It’s not easy to make me fall
My future's exciting

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Magenta8 Tue 16-Dec-25 14:47:07

He'll have to be handsome and tall
It's not easy to make me fall
My future's exciting
At time of writing

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