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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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Indigo8 Mon 02-Sept-24 15:30:24

I could do that back in the day
I was sexy in my own way
With high heels and slap
I'd pull any chap

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GoldenLady Tue 03-Sept-24 15:20:00

I could do that back in the day
I was sexy in my own way
With high heels and slap
I'd pull any chap
But now they all just look away

This limerick is getting too sad

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Indigo8 Tue 03-Sept-24 15:29:20

This limerick is getting too sad
Growing old is not quite that bad

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henetha Wed 04-Sept-24 10:00:48

This limerick is getting too sad
Growing old is not quite that bad
With my free bus pass

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Indigo8 Wed 04-Sept-24 16:07:13

This limerick is getting too sad
Growing old is not quite so bad
With my free bus pass
My UT3 class

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Jangran99 Sat 07-Sept-24 20:18:32

This limerick is getting too sad
Growing old is not quite so bad
With my free bus pass
My UT3 class
And face timing on my iPad

Now that the kids are back in school

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GoldenLady Sun 08-Sept-24 15:29:42

Now that the kids are back in school
I can bask by myself in the pool

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Sept-24 20:15:28

Now that the kids are back in school
I bask by myself in the pool,
No splashes or yells,

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crazyH Mon 09-Sept-24 22:11:03

Now that the kids are back in school
I bask by myself in the pool,
No splashes or yells,
No holes deep as wells

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Indigo8 Tue 10-Sept-24 13:51:22

Now that the kids are back at school
I bask by myself in the pool
No splashed or yells
No holes deep as wells
No shrieking and playing the fool

Perhaps I will miss them quite soon

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GoldenLady Tue 10-Sept-24 15:01:55

Perhaps I will miss them quite soon
And be happy when it's afternoon

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Indigo8 Tue 10-Sept-24 20:22:14

Perhaps I will miss them quite soon
And be happy when it's afternoon
Then school will be out

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crazyH Tue 10-Sept-24 22:49:03

Perhaps I will miss them quite soon
And be happy when it's afternoon
Then school will be out
Big cuddles no doubt

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Indigo8 Wed 11-Sept-24 08:59:20

Perhaps I will miss them quite soon
And be happy when it's afternoon
Then school will be out
Big cuddles no doubt
And I shall be over the moon

I must have a nice cup of tea

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VB000 Wed 11-Sept-24 09:27:57

I must have a nice cup of tea
There's nothing quite like it for me

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crazyH Wed 11-Sept-24 09:31:14

I must have a nice cup of tea
There's nothing quite like it for me
A biscuit or two

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Indigo8 Wed 11-Sept-24 16:43:34

I must have a nice cup of tea
There's nothing quite like it for me
A biscuit or two
A trip to the loo

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henetha Thu 12-Sept-24 10:53:52

I must have a nice cup of tea
There's nothing quite like it for me
A biscuit or two
A trip to the loo
Two cups sure makes us need to wee.

It's good for our kidneys, doc said,

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crazyH Thu 12-Sept-24 12:36:02

It's good for our kidneys, doc said,
If you do not, you’ll soon be dead

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GoldenLady Thu 12-Sept-24 14:25:57

It's good for our kidneys, doc said,
If you do not, you’ll soon be dead
Please, don't make me laugh!

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Indigo8 Thu 12-Sept-24 17:36:48

It's good for the kidneys, doc said,
If you do not, you'll soon be dead
Please, don't make me laugh
'Avin a giraffe?

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henetha Sat 14-Sept-24 09:55:51

It's good for the kidneys, doc said,
If you do not, you'll soon be dead
Please, don't make me laugh
'Avin a giraffe?
Oh stop-it, I might wet the bed .

I was walking the dog last night

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Indigo8 Sat 14-Sept-24 10:15:07

I was walking the dog last night
When I had the most awful fright

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52bright Sun 15-Sept-24 17:52:51

I was walking the dog last night
When I had the most awful fright
Just guess what I saw

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henetha Mon 16-Sept-24 10:53:28

I was walking the dog last night
When I had the most awful fright
Just guess what I saw,
Red blooded and raw

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