Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

I was walking the dog last night
When I had the most awful fright
Just guess what I saw,
Red blooded and raw
Should I faint? Oh dear, I just might!

Some things are left better unsaid

Some things are best left unsaid
Move on in your lifestyle instead

Some things are best left unsaid
Move on in your lifestyle instead
Look forward not back

Some things are best left unsaid
Move on in your lifestyle instead
Look forward not back
And stay on the track

Some things are best left unsaid
Move on in your lifestyle instead
Look forward not back
And stay on the track
Just lay down and clear out your head

Get your sun lounger out today

Get your sun lounger out today
I would but must work or no pay

Get your sun lounger out today
I would but must work or no pay
So to job I go

Get your sun lounger out today
I would but must work or no pay
So to job I go
Will I be outdoors? No!

Get your sun lounger out today
I would but must work or no pay
So to job I go
Will I be outdoors? No!
Must wait for holiday in May

Then I'll be going on a cruise

Then I'll be going on a cruise
Caribbean or Med? How to choose?

Then I'll be going on a cruise
Caribbean or Med? How to choose?
Great scenery's a must

Then I'll be going on a cruise
Caribbean or Med? How to choose?
Great scenery's a must
And a cruise line I trust

Then I'll be going on a cruise
Caribbean or Med? How to choose?
Great scenery's a must
And a cruise line I trust
With offers I cannot refuse

I’ve decided I’m travelling to Greece

I've decided I'm travelling to Greece
After I have visited Nice

I've decided I'm travelling to Greece
After I have visited Nice
Perhaps Venice as well

I've decided I'm travelling to Greece
After I have visited Nice
Perhaps Venice as well
'Though the canals smell

I've decided I'm travelling to Greece
After I have visited Nice
Perhaps Venice as well
'Though the canals smell
I’ll have to give my nose a squeeze

I have no travelling companion

I have no travelling companion,
So I'm a lone travel champion,

I have no travelling companion,
So I'm a lone travel champion,
I might meet someone

I have no travelling companion,
So I'm a lone travel champion,
I might meet someone
Before I am done

I have no travelling companion,
So I'm a lone travel champion,
I might meet someone
Before I am done
Hope it’s a fellow Lancastrian

I’m taking up football, you know

I taking up football you know
Practising kicking to and fro

I'm taking up football you know
Practising kicking to and fro
I don't kick very hard

I'm taking up football you know
Practising kicking to and fro
I don't kick very hard
Guys are on their guard

I'm taking up football you know
Practising kicking to and fro
I don't kick very hard
Guys are on their guard
And one has just stood on my toe

I'm giving it up for netball