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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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crazyH Fri 27-Sept-24 23:35:48

I'm giving it up for netball
‘Cos I’m really strong and tall

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Bellanonna Sat 28-Sept-24 09:11:53

I'm giving it up for netball
‘Cos I’m really strong and tall
I’ll play goal attack

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Indigo8 Sun 29-Sept-24 17:28:39

I'm giving it up for netball
'Cos I'm really strong and tall
I'll play goal attack
I've just got the knack

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crazyH Sun 29-Sept-24 17:38:26

I'm giving it up for netball
'Cos I'm really strong and tall
I'll play goal attack
I've just got the knack
Then, end up with a heavy fall

Think my sporting days are over

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52bright Sun 29-Sept-24 17:41:28

I'm giving it up for netball
'Coz I'm really strong and tall
I'll play goal attach
I've just got the knack
But pass the ball quick when I call

It all sounds too strenuous for me

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Bellanonna Sun 29-Sept-24 21:49:58

Think my sporting days are over
So I’ll spend more time with Rover 🐕

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crazyH Sun 29-Sept-24 21:58:49

Think my sporting days are over
So I’ll spend more time with Rover 🐕
He’s my BFF

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Indigo8 Mon 30-Sept-24 09:57:30

Think my sporting days are over
So I'll spend more time with Rover*
He's my BFF
Although we're both deaf

(*Sorry don't know how to do emoji)

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52bright Wed 02-Oct-24 23:42:44

Think my sporting days are over
So I'll spend more time with Rover
He's my BFF
Although we're both deaf
Together we're both in clover

The love of a pet is just great

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crazyH Thu 03-Oct-24 00:16:14

The love of a pet is just great
My moggy was my great best mate

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Indigo8 Thu 03-Oct-24 12:40:27

The love of a pet is just great
My moggy was my great best mate
But sadly she's gone

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52bright Thu 03-Oct-24 23:33:17

The love of a pet is just great
My moggy was my great best mate
But sadly she's gone
That's where it goes wrong

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crazyH Thu 03-Oct-24 23:53:55

The love of a pet is just great
My moggy was my great best mate
But sadly she's gone
That's where it goes wrong
Sometimes we love too much, too late

Love is a many spendoured thing

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Bellanonna Fri 04-Oct-24 10:18:24

Love is a many splendoured thing
A film to watch, a song to sing

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crazyH Fri 04-Oct-24 10:19:37

Love is a many splendoured thing
A film to watch, a song to sing
But sadly for me

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henetha Fri 04-Oct-24 10:35:04

Love is a many splendoured thing
A film to watch, a song to sing
But sadly for me
'Twas never to be,

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Indigo8 Fri 04-Oct-24 10:41:08

Love is a many splendoured thing
A film to watch, a song to sing
But sadly for me
'Twas never to be
Not for me a gold wedding ring

I'm happy just being single

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52bright Fri 04-Oct-24 21:22:04

I'm happy just being single
I'm free to have fun and mingle

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52bright Thu 10-Oct-24 20:27:56

I'm happy just being single
I'm free to have fun and mingle
With no-one to mind

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Bellanonna Thu 10-Oct-24 22:45:51

I'm happy just being single
I'm free to have fun and mingle
With no-one to mind
When I slouch and unwind

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Oct-24 15:04:28

I'm happy just being single
I'm free to have fun and mingle
With no-one to mind
When I slouch and unwind
Or sing a ridiculous jingle

Is that voice on the phone a real human?

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Bellanonna Sat 12-Oct-24 18:43:19

Is that voice on the phone a real human?
I’d say it was definitely a woman

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Indigo8 Sun 13-Oct-24 13:27:47

Is that voice on the phone a real human
I'd say it was definitely a woman
But it sounds unreal

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GoldenLady Sun 13-Oct-24 14:43:43

Is that voice on the phone a real human
I'd say it was definitely a woman
But it sounds unreal
Like ceramics and steel

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Bellanonna Wed 16-Oct-24 12:41:50

Is that voice on the phone a real human
I'd say it was definitely a woman
But it sounds unreal
Like ceramics and steel
Although it tells me it’s Credit Union

Many scams are out there these days

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