Old Spelling, New Spelling

Testicles - Tess Tickles

Odour - Oh Door

Tuesday - Choose Day (a lot of people say it as CH instead of TUES).

UHU - Yoo Hoo, or in my case Ooh Hoo.

Naturally - Natch your alley.

Testicle - Test Tickle

SkippyO

Grandma70s

If you transcribe fortitude as FortyChewed, you aren't pronouncing fortitude correctly. There’s no
‘ch’ sound in it. It’s FortyTewd.

I did suggest the revised spelling should closely resemble its British English pronunciation and chewed would then sound like most Brits would say the -tude part of fortitude. I agree that an American accent would be different again.

Nautical - Gnaw Tickle

I was talking about British English, too! Forty Chewed would be very poor pronunciation,. Do you really think most British people would use that pronunciation? Well, you may be right. There’s a lot of lazy speech about. As Professor Higgins says in My Fair Lady, “Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?”.

Grandma70s

If you transcribe fortitude as FortyChewed, you aren't pronouncing fortitude correctly. There’s no
‘ch’ sound in it. It’s FortyTewd.

I did suggest the revised spelling should closely resemble its British English pronunciation and chewed would then sound like most Brits would say the -tude part of fortitude. I agree that an American accent would be different again.

Nautical - Gnaw Tickle

Champagne ~ Sham Pain.

If you transcribe fortitude as FortyChewed, you aren't pronouncing fortitude correctly. There’s no
‘ch’ sound in it. It’s FortyTewd.

Negotiate - Knee Go She Eight

Verisimilitude - Very Similar Chewed

gulligranny Good one.

I tried to think of a word using bowler and the best I could come up with was:- Tombola - Tom, bowler

I am sure there are better ones out there.

Ciabatta - Cheer Batter (although I don't really like cricket)

Momentary - Moe meant Terry

SkippyO

Focaccia - Foe Catch Year

That’s the repeatable version! 🤣🤣🤣

Focaccia - Foe Catch Year

MYSTERY - Mister Ree

Mysogeny - Miss, oh Jenny

Onomatopoeia - On a mat a peer

Chest of drawers - Chester draws

DEPARTED - Deep art Ted

Scribbles

ACCENTUATE - Axe sent you eight

brilliant!

Matricide - Mattress Eyed

United - You Knighted

Placebo - Please see Bo

ACCENTUATE - Axe sent you eight

Aquire = Achoir

Settee =set tea