A conventional spelling is modified to consist of words that sound the same as the original syllables they replace, thus
FORTITUDE = FortyChewed
INSPECT = InnsPecked
DIRECT = DyeWrecked
PORCUPINE = PorkYewPine or PorkEwePine or PoorQueuePine
INQUEST = InkWest
CARICATURE = CarryCatEwer
CRUCIAL = CrewShall
CUSTARD = CussTarred
GUILTY = GillTea
HORMONE = WhoreMoan
The revised spelling should contain stand-alone words which, when concatenated, mimic (as closely as possible) the word's usual British English pronunciation.
72 year old 5 year health check
Shops and Cafes no longer here.



