Rhyming Couples - New for 2025

I like his bacon and eggs
And his wine, thought it’s just dregs

I’ll drown a few shots

I'll drown a few shots
I'll drink lots and lots

Then sleep for two days

Then sleep for two days
Don’t care what anyone says

I’ll wake up quite beautiful

I’ll wake quite beautiful
Early bed, very dutiful

But I am a night owl

I like his bacon and eggs
He's got very sturdy legs.

Where do we go now?

Oops sorry, missed a page, ignore that.

But I m a night owl
And my mood is fowl

I really need to go for a jog

I will take my long suffering dog

First of all we will run in the park

First of all we will run in the park
Run and run until it gets dark

Then we'll go home to bed

Then we'll go home to bed
I’m desperate to rest my head.

The alarm will go off at seven

The alarm will go off at seven
A long lie would be simply heaven

But hi-ho hi- ho ,off to work I go

But hi-ho hi- ho ,off to work I go
I certainly need to make some dough

There’s kids to feed and bills to pay

There’s kids to feed and bills to pay
And wine to drink and games to play.

Getting older is such fun

Getting older is such fun
Aches and pains, not able to run

Oh the wrinkles and grey hair
And being stuck in an old armchair

Who wants youth? Old age is great.

Who wants youth? Old age is great
I'm just about to go on a date

I hope he has plenty of money

I hope he has plenty of money
Poverty is really not that funny

I don’t need millions, that’s for sure

I don't need millions, that's for sure
But do get tired of being poor.

Just a bit more cash would be nice

Just a bit more cash would be nice
Not to be ‘poor as church mice’

But no ambition to become a fat cat

But no ambition to become a fat cat
Not that there's any chance of that

But I like to be warm and I like to eat

But I like to be warm and I like to eat
And warm clothes and shoes for my feet.

I wish we could help all those without

I wish we could help all those without
Give aid to poor people with nout

I would like to afford to give more

I would like to afford to give more
But I don't want to make myself poor

Maybe the rich should give it some thought

Maybe the rich should give it some thought
I’m ready to receive , here’s my pot…

But if you think I don’t deserve

But if you think I don't deserve
Then this idea you'd better swerve.

But on the other hand it's true