LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Gave him a bone, hoping he'd stop
It fell in the mud with a plop
The dog gave chase

Gave him a bone, hoping he'd stop
It fell in the mud with a plop

Ethel and I went pub-crawling
Got so drunk we kept on falling
We landed in mud
There'd been a flash flood
The dog next door kept howling

Gave him a bone , hoping he’d stop

Ethel and I went pub-crawling
Got so drunk we kept on falling
We landed in mud
There'd been a flash flood

Ethel and I went pub-crawling
Got so drunk we kept on falling
We landed in mud

Ethel and I went pub-crawling
Got so drunk we kept on falling

Told me, mushrooms are best unwashed
I like mine fried and a bit squashed
With poached egg and toast
I'm the best breakfast host
I would come over , but I’m sloshed

Ethel and I went pub-crawling

Told me, mushrooms are best unwashed
I like mine fried and a bit squashed
With poached egg and toast
I'm the best breakfast host

Told me, Mushrooms are best unwashed
I like mine fried and a bit squashed
With poached egg and toast

Told me, mushrooms are best unwashed
I like mine fried and a bit squashed

I should take a leaf from her book
And might even learn how to cook
A nice Sunday roast
Or mushrooms on toast
I’ll pop in there and take a look

Told me, mushrooms are best unwashed

I should take a leaf from her book
And might even learn how to cook
A nice Sunday roast
Or mushrooms on toast

I should take a leaf from her book
And might even learn how to cook
A nice Sunday roast

I should take a leaf from her book
And might even learn how to cook

There's plenty good people out there
Met one not far away from here
She's helpful and kind
Has a beautiful mind
And for all she meets she has care

I should take a leaf from her book

There's plenty good popeople out ther
Met one not far away from here
She's helpful and kind
Has a beautiful mind

There's plenty good people out there
Met one not far away from here
She's helpful and kind

There's plenty good people out there
Met one not far away from here

Let's hope for harmony and peace
And that war everywhere will cease
Would be a good plan
Would benefit man
And kids suffering would decrease

There's plenty good people out there

Let's hope for harmony and peace
And that war everywhere will cease
Would be a good plan
Would benefit man

Let's hope for harmony and peace
And that war everywhere will cease
Would be a good plan

Let's hope for harmony and peace
And that war everywhere will cease

The New Year will follow quite soon
Let's hope the world sings a new tune
That Trump shuts his mouth
Or at least that he soon will head south
I despise that big orange loon

Let's hope for harmony and peace

The New Year will follow quite soon
Let's hope the world sings a new tune
That Trump shuts his mouth
Or at least that he soon will head south

The New Year will follow quite soon
Let's hope the world sings a new tune
That Trump shuts his mouth