LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I drift on a long sweet slumber
I'd counted sheep without number

I'll groom Jessie when we get back
Then I will hit the sack
It's a job well done
But sometimes not fun
I feel like I’m stretched on the rack

I drift on a long sweet slumber

I'll groom Jessie when we get back
Then I will hit the sack
It's a job well done
But sometimes not fun

I'll groom Jessie when we get back
Then I will hit the sack
It's a job well done

I'll groom Jessie when we get back
Then I will hit the sack

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack
Tea in my back pack
We'll use Google to be our guide.

I'll groom Jessie when we get back

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack
Tea in my back pack

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrassed to say
I've been outside all day
Riding Jessie my light grey cob.

She's lively but pleasant to ride

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrased to say
I've been outside all day

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrassed to say

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am
Eat preserves not jam
Call father papa and not dad

Nobody could call me a snob

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am
Eat preserves not jam

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad

My dinners are always 'pot luck'
Last week someone brought a roast duck
I quickly made sauce
With orange of course
Then we watched Shakespeare and Puck

A cultural evening was had

My dinners are always 'pot luck'
Last week someone brought a roast duck
I quickly made sauce
With orange of course

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’
Last week someone brought a roast duck.
I quickly made sauce

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’
Last week someone brought a roast duck

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You're my type of girl
In a social whirl
You sure will be a winner

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You're my type of girl
In a social whirl

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You’re my type of girl

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner