LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

So we'll do some travelling ourselves
We might find Santa's Christmas elves
We'll put him on notice
Buy him a Lotus

So we’ll do some travelling ourselves
We might find Santa’s Christmas elves
We’ll put him on notice

So we’ll do some travelling ourselves
We might find Santa’s Christmas elves

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found
But sad as it seems
We admire their schemes
We miss them but plans are so sound

So we'll do some travelling ourselves

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found
But sad as it seems
We admire their schemes

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found
But sad as it seems

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam
Though we both miss them
It's not a problem
We don't have empty nest syndrome

Our kids have all travelled around

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam
Though we both miss them
It's not a problem

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam
Though we both miss them

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife
But I must somehow hope
That I can just cope
And not be an unhappy wife

The children have all left home

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife
But I must somehow hope
That I can just hope

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife
But I must somehow hope

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay
Wait! How retro that sounds
You're right! We'll buy rounds
And drink all our sorrows away

I really am fed up with life

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay
Wait! How retro that sounds!
You're right! We'll buy rounds.

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay
Wait! How retro that sounds!

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan
Will return with a man
And won't have my sorrows to seek

He'll sit and watch telly all day

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan
Will return with a man
A hunk, not just some weedy geek

I'll cook him nice meals every day

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan
Will return with a man

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek

It will be here come April or May
A soaking wet bank holiday
Best just go to Spain
Where there is less rain
And lie in the sun everyday

I might just go for a week