LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

It will be here come April or May
A soaking wet bank holiday
Best just go to Spain
Where there is less rain

It will be here come April or May
A soaking wet bank holiday
Best just go to Spain

It will be here come April or may. A soaking wet bank holiday

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold
Because I’m quite old
I long for the sun, warm and bright

It will be here, come April or May

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold
Because I’m quite old

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold

The temperature’s 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief My "Enter" key's broken, indeedy

The temperature's 8 fahrenheit

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief

So I took out me teeth, gave me tum some relief

I always was far too greedy
For chocolate I was needy

The scary tales have all vanished
And al the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead
While eating chocs coz I'm famished

I always was far too greedy

The scary tales have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead

The scary tales now have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished#
Can rest in my bed

The scary tales now have all vanished,
And all of the spooks have been banished

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright
That we no longer needed to creep.

The scary tales now have all vanished

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
The neighbors will stare

we were so scared we couldn't sleep
making no noise not a peep

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks
And vampires, a real scary sight

We were so scared we couldn't sleep

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice
Now he's not the number one man

So we all settled down for the night