LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men
Oops, they're calling again

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks
And messaging sticks
That latest call came from a star!

A star that is light year away

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks
And messaging sticks

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told
It needs to be bold
Without credibility straining

My phone has been acting bizarre

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told
It needs to be bold

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining

I'm happy this poem get restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life
Love affairs are rife
You're guaranteed not to get bored

Fiction is so entertaining

I'm happy this poem get restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life
Love affairs are rife

I'm happy this poem got restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life

I'm happy this poem got restored
The characters can't be ignored

This sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated
Marriages fated
She ends up in love with a bot.

I'm happy this poem got restored

This sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated
Marriages fated

That sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated

That sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot

Soon they got bore with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum
But they were all so glum
She decided to move to another

He was a broke market trader

This sounds like a good movie plot

Soon they got bored with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum
But they were all so glum
She cried out, "Good grief, she's my mother!"

Soon they got bore with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum
But they were all so glum

Soon they got bored with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum

Soon they got bored with each other
She had eyes for best friends brother