LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried
Along came a child
Who make them both smile

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried
Along came a child

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried

He got paid and went to a dance
Which by the way was in France
He did a cha cha cha
She said ''Ooh la la''
''He's just like a knight with a lance''

They fell in love and were married

He got paid and went to a dance
Which by the way was in France
He did a cha cha cha
She said, "Ooh la la"

He got paid and went to a dance
Which by the way was in France
He did a cha cha cha

He got paid and went to a dance,
Which, by the way, was in France,

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill
Did they fetch pails of water
Well was covered in mortal
So rode back to work in the mill

He got paid and went to a dance

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill
Did they fetch pails of water
Well was covered in mortar

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill
Did they fetch pails of water?

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill

You might try a hot air balloon
Before dark not under the moon
But I'm scared of heights
There are all sorts of freight
Enjoy , we'll be back on land soon

Tyler took his bike up a hill

You might try a hot air balloon
Glorious when taken in June / Before dark, not under the moon
But I'm scared of heights
There are all sorts of frights

You might try a hot air balloon
Glorious when taken in June / Before dark, not under the moon
But I'm scared of heights

You might try a hot air balloon
Before dark, not under the moon

You might try a hot air balloon
Glorious when taken in June

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest
Avoid airport crowds
While you fly through the clouds
Avoid airports? Surely you jest.

You might try a hot air balloon

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest
Avoid airport crowds
While you fly through the clouds

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest,
Avoid airport crowds

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest

Bonfire night will be coming soon
Fireworks will cause a massive boom
Sparklers are fun
While eating a bun
Which explodes all over the room

Autumn holidays are the best

Bonfire night will be coming soon
Fireworks will cause a massive boom
Sparklers are fun
While eating a bun

Bonfire night will be coming soon
Fireworks will cause a massive boom
Sparklers are fun

Bonfire night will be coming soon
Fireworks will cause a massive boom

I’ve given up watching the news
It gives me a case of the blues
Just frightening wars
And political bores
There is nothing that I would choose

Bonfire night will be coming soon