LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup
While trying to source skating rinks

The kids thought that was a great plan

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks

We went out to play in the snow
Grandchildren on sledges I tow
We built a snowman
That was a great plan
'Til the north wind started to blow

We all went inside for hot drinks

We went out to play in the snow
Grandchildren on sledges I tow
We built a snowman
That was a great plan

We went out to play in the snow
Grandchildren on sledges I tow
We built a snowman

We went out to play in the snow
Grandchildren on sledges I tow

That's fine because we just give them back
After giving them a tasty snack
We love them a lot
From teenage to tot
Those kids are on the right track.

We went out to play in the snow

That's fine because we just give them back
After giving them a tasty snack
We love them a lot
From teenage to tot

That's fine because we just give them back
After giving them a tasty snack
We love them a lot

That's fine because we hand them back
After giving them a tasty snack

Jumping from a plane feels quite wild
Perhaps you'd prefer something mild
Like colouring books
Or learning from cooks
Maybe playing with a grandchild.

That's fine because we hand them back

Jumping from a plane feels quite wild
Perhaps you'd prefer something mild
Like colouring books
Or learning from cooks

Jumping from a plane feels quite wild
Perhaps you'd prefer something mild
Like colouring books

Jumping from a plane feels quite wild
Perhaps you'd prefer something mild

A hobby is good for the brain
It stops me from going insane
I make friends there too
And find things to do
Some wild and and some really quite tame

Jumping from a plane feels quite wild

A hobby is good for the brain
It stops me from going insane
I make friends there too
And find things to do

A hobby is good for the brain
It stops me from going insane
I make friends there too

A hobby is good for the brain
It stops me from going insane

I think that would do me some good
No one reads in my neighbourhood
They play bing at night
They're not very bright
And don't do the things that they should

A hobby is good for the brain

I think that would do me some good
No one reads in my neighbourhood
They play bing at night
They're not very bight