LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I think that would do me some good
No one reads in my neighborhood
They play bing at night

I think that would do me some good
No one reads in my neighborhood

I hid behind a pile of books
Those reading gave me nasty looks
Oh what can I do?
Tell the dog to shoo
Then stay and read a book for cooks

I think that would do me some good

I hid behind a pile of books
Those reading gave me nasty looks
Oh, what can I do?
Tell the dog to shoo

I hid behind a pile of books
Those reading gave me nasty looks
Oh, what can I do?

I hid behind a pile of books
Those reading gave me nasty looks

Gave him a bone, hoping he'd stop
It fell in the mud with a plop
The dog gave chase
It was quite a race
'Til I ran into bookshop

I hid behind a pile of books

Gave him a bone, hoping he'd stop
It fell in the mud with a plop
The dog gave chase
It was quite a race

Gave him a bone, hoping he'd stop
It fell in the mud with a plop
The dog gave chase

Gave him a bone, hoping he'd stop
It fell in the mud with a plop

Ethel and I went pub-crawling
Got so drunk we kept on falling
We landed in mud
There'd been a flash flood
The dog next door kept howling

Gave him a bone , hoping he’d stop

Ethel and I went pub-crawling
Got so drunk we kept on falling
We landed in mud
There'd been a flash flood

Ethel and I went pub-crawling
Got so drunk we kept on falling
We landed in mud

Ethel and I went pub-crawling
Got so drunk we kept on falling

Told me, mushrooms are best unwashed
I like mine fried and a bit squashed
With poached egg and toast
I'm the best breakfast host
I would come over , but I’m sloshed

Ethel and I went pub-crawling

Told me, mushrooms are best unwashed
I like mine fried and a bit squashed
With poached egg and toast
I'm the best breakfast host

Told me, Mushrooms are best unwashed
I like mine fried and a bit squashed
With poached egg and toast

Told me, mushrooms are best unwashed
I like mine fried and a bit squashed

I should take a leaf from her book
And might even learn how to cook
A nice Sunday roast
Or mushrooms on toast
I’ll pop in there and take a look

Told me, mushrooms are best unwashed

I should take a leaf from her book
And might even learn how to cook
A nice Sunday roast
Or mushrooms on toast

I should take a leaf from her book
And might even learn how to cook
A nice Sunday roast

I should take a leaf from her book
And might even learn how to cook

There's plenty good people out there
Met one not far away from here
She's helpful and kind
Has a beautiful mind
And for all she meets she has care

I should take a leaf from her book

There's plenty good popeople out ther
Met one not far away from here
She's helpful and kind
Has a beautiful mind

There's plenty good people out there
Met one not far away from here
She's helpful and kind