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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Feb-26 00:39:00

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold

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crazyH Sat 31-Jan-26 15:19:43

The temperature’s 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night

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GoldenLady Sat 31-Jan-26 14:55:40

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief My "Enter" key's broken, indeedy

The temperature's 8 fahrenheit

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Nannyflea Thu 29-Jan-26 22:31:01

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief

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Nannyflea Thu 29-Jan-26 22:27:54

So I took out me teeth, gave me tum some relief

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BrightandBreezy Thu 29-Jan-26 22:10:25

I always was far too greedy
For chocolate I was needy

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52bright Tue 27-Jan-26 23:18:26

The scary tales have all vanished
And al the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead
While eating chocs coz I'm famished

I always was far too greedy

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MollyNew Tue 27-Jan-26 22:21:05

The scary tales have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead

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52bright Tue 27-Jan-26 21:34:37

The scary tales now have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished#
Can rest in my bed

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pably15 Tue 27-Jan-26 19:35:02

The scary tales now have all vanished,
And all of the spooks have been banished

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Jan-26 15:46:56

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright
That we no longer needed to creep.

The scary tales now have all vanished

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MollyNew Sat 24-Jan-26 16:49:57

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright

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52bright Sat 24-Jan-26 13:26:18

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight

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GoldenLady Fri 23-Jan-26 15:23:01

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
The neighbors will stare

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labazs Fri 23-Jan-26 14:20:20

we were so scared we couldn't sleep
making no noise not a peep

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MollyNew Fri 23-Jan-26 12:54:39

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks
And vampires, a real scary sight

We were so scared we couldn't sleep

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52bright Thu 22-Jan-26 22:36:28

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks

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GoldenLady Thu 22-Jan-26 21:38:55

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks

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52bright Thu 22-Jan-26 19:27:47

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright

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pably15 Wed 21-Jan-26 15:53:05

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice
Now he's not the number one man

So we all settled down for the night

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Jan-26 15:45:29

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice

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52bright Tue 20-Jan-26 22:50:40

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice

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crazyH Tue 20-Jan-26 22:18:39

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan

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52bright Tue 20-Jan-26 17:55:58

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup
While trying to source skating rinks

The kids thought that was a great plan

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GoldenLady Tue 20-Jan-26 15:05:38

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup

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