LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true
If he starts to ooze, what to do?

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.
Very fond of me
But he says that he melts in the rain

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.
Very fond of me

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men
Oops, they're calling again
I'm certain I met one last May.

He messages me now and again

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men
Oops, they're calling again

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks
And messaging sticks
That latest call came from a star!

A star that is light year away

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks
And messaging sticks

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told
It needs to be bold
Without credibility straining

My phone has been acting bizarre

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told
It needs to be bold

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining

I'm happy this poem get restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life
Love affairs are rife
You're guaranteed not to get bored

Fiction is so entertaining

I'm happy this poem get restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life
Love affairs are rife

I'm happy this poem got restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life

I'm happy this poem got restored
The characters can't be ignored

This sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated
Marriages fated
She ends up in love with a bot.

I'm happy this poem got restored

This sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated
Marriages fated

That sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated

That sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot