LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad
He was wronged not bad
Understandably he went askew

In the village there lived a grump

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad
He was wronged not bad

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew

He had a great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare
Face full of freckles
Subjected to heckles
With no-one he knew who would care

Reminds me of a boy I knew

He had a great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare
Face full of freckles
Subjected to heckles

He had great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare
Face full of freckles

He had great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him
Trap him in a box
Tie him up with his socks
Just a wee boy gone wrong - poor Jim

He had great crop of ginger hair

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him
Trap him in a box
Tie him up with his socks

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him
Trap him in a box

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted
Who appears each night
Causing hideous fright
But continues quite undaunted

Nothing they do can just stop him

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted
Who appears each night
Causing hideous fright

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted
Who appears each night

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted

I think he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser, my Jock
But he'll finally admit
That he's been a twit
And his credit card he will unlock.

This film has a house that is haunted

I think he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser, my Jock
But he'll finally admit
That he's been a twit

I think he he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser , my Jock
But he'll finally admit

I think he he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser , my Jock

There's concert's, fine dining and plays
Live luxury for a few days
We're amused and fed
and have a great bed
Just hoping lovely husband pays

I think he will get a great shock

There's concerts, fine dining and plays
Live luxury for a few days
We're amused and fed
And have a great bed

There's concerts, fine dining and plays
Live luxury for a few days
We're amused and fed

There's concerts, fine dining and plays
Live luxury for a few days

We're sailing to tropical isles
We'll be cruising for miles and miles
Feel sun warm our skin
And the good times begin!
We're out every night on the tiles

There's concerts, fine dining and plays