LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

She's out for revenge, so watch out
No man's safe when she is about
Her claws are quite sharp

She's out for revenge, so watch out
No man's safe when she is about

So now she is paying the price
Finding out he was not so nice
He took all her cash
And made a quick dash
She'll not make the same mistake twice

She's out for revenge, so watch out

So now she is paying the price
Finding out he was not so nice
He took all her cash
And made a quick dash

So now she is paying the price
Finding out he was not so nice
He took all her cash

So now she is paying the price
Finding out he was not so nice

She met an American guy
Quite pushy, for he was not shy
Hid a big secret
Was deeply in debt
I wish she had bid him goodbye.

So now she is paying the price

She met an American guy
Quite pushy, for he was not shy
Hid a big secret
Was deeply in debt

She met an American guy
Quite pushy, for he was not shy
Hid a big secret

She met an American guy
Quite pushy, for he was not shy

My friend is a popular soul
Her sense of humor is quite droll
She raises a smile
She's full of style
And sings while out for a stroll

She met an American guy

My friend is a popular soul
Her sense of humor is quiet droll
She raises a smile
She's full of style

My friend is a popular soul
Her sense of humour is quite droll
She raises a smile

My friend is a popular soul
Her sense of humour is quite droll

It’s special when I’m with my friend
Many an hour we can spend
We talk day and night
Bout things that excite
And all the world’s troubles we mend.

My friend is a popular soul

It's special when I'm with my friend
Many an hour we can spend
We talk day and night
Bout things that excite

It's special when I'm with my friend
Many an hour we can spend
We talk day and night

It's special when with my good friend
Many an hour we can spend

I love fish and chips by the sea
Together with a cup of tea
Watching the seagulls
The view never dulls
I can’t think where I’d rather be.

It’s special when with my good friend

I love fish and chips by the sea
Together with a cup of tea
Watching the seagulls
The view never dulls

I love fish and chips by the sea
Together with a cup of tea
Watching the seagulls

I love fish and chips by the sea
Together with a cup of tea

For history I have a yen
I have studied it now and then
Our kings and our queens
Old bishops and deans
And Shakespeare with his quill pen

I love fish and chips by the sea

For history I have a yen
I have studied it now and then
Our kings and our queens
Old bishops and deans

For history I have a yen
I have studied it now and then
Our Kings and our Queens