LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

The New Year will follow quite soon
Let's hope the world sings a new tune
That Trump shuts his mouth
Or at least that he soon will head south
I despise that big orange loon

Let's hope for harmony and peace

The New Year will follow quite soon
Let's hope the world sings a new tune
That Trump shuts his mouth
Or at least that he soon will head south

The New Year will follow quite soon
Let's hope the world sings a new tune
That Trump shuts his mouth

The New Year will follow quite soon
Let's hope the world sings a new tune

I'm definitely up for some fun
And the season of joy has begun
With carols to sing
Carillons to ring
'Tis Christmas, when all's said and done

The New Year will follow quite soon

I'm definitely up for some fun
And the season of joy has begun
With carols to sing
Carillons to ring

I'm definitely up for some fun
And the season of joy has begun
With carols to sing

I'm definitely up for some fun
And the season of joy has begun

We can stroll past houses lit up
And stop off somewhere for a cup
Perhaps some mulled wine
And a few mince pies
Really does sound like a plan...yup

I'm definitely up for some fun

We can stroll past houses lit up
And stop off somewhere for a cup
Perhaps some mulled wine
And a few mince pies

We can stroll past houses lit up
And stop off somewhere for a cup
Perhaps some mulled wine

We can stroll past houses lit up
And stop off somewhere for a cup

I've climbed the odd mountain or two
But exploding pumpkins are new
Prefer Christmas lights
On the cold winter nights
And maybe a brisk walk with you

We can stroll past houses lit up

I've climbed the odd mountain or two
But exploding pumpkins are new
Prefer Christmas lights
On the cold winter nights

I've climbed the odd mountain or two
But exploding pumpkins are new
Prefer Christmas lights

I've climbed the odd mountain or two
But exploding pumpkins are new

I've never liked ciggies or beer
In youth that made some people sneer
But I'm in good shape
No need for a vape
You can get addicted I hear

I've climbed the odd mountain or two

I never liked ciggies or beer
In youth that made some people sneer
But I'm in good shape
No need for a vape

I never liked ciggies or beer
In youth that made some people sneer
But I'm in good shape

I never liked ciggies or beer
In youth that made some people sneer

While I wait I'll take a small break
A Kit Kat and coffee I'll take
It's all that I need
I never smoke weed
But I puff on a vape that's not fake.

I never liked ciggies or beer

While I wait I'll take a small break
A Kit Kat and coffee I'll take
It's all that I need
I never smoke weed

While I wait I’ll take a small break
A Kit Kat and coffee I’ll take
It’s all that I need

While I wait I'll take a small break
A Kit Kat and coffee I'll take

Watch out it's about to explode
Run for the hills, I've been told
I wrapped up quite warm
In case there's a storm
I've just put all my work on hold

While I wait I'll take a small break