LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

We're sailing to tropical isles
We'll be crusing for miles and miles
Feel sun warm our skin
And the good times begin!

We're sailing to tropical isles
We'll be crusing for miles and miles
Feel sun warm our skin

We're sailing to tropical isles
We'll be cruising for miles and miles

We're sailing to tropical isles

I am an example to all
And remembered well at the Town hall

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you go a book I can borrow?
I'll lounge on the deck
With staff at my beck
And no thoughts of trouble or sorrow.

We're sailing to tropical isles

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you go a book I can borrow?
I'll lounge on the deck
With staff at my beck

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you got a book I can borrow?
I will lounge on the deck

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow
Have you got a book I can borrow?

But when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended
I should be ok
I'll shout loudly ''Hooray!''
And holiday as intended

I'm off on a cruise tomorrow

ut when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended 😂
I should be okay
I'll shout loudly, "Hooray!"

But when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended 😂
I should be okay

But when the two weeks have ended
My knees, they might have both bended 😂

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I'm reading a book meant for geeks
I'm turning the pages
But it's taking me ages
Because every joint in me creaks

But when the two weeks have ended

Whoops - forgot the rest

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I'm reading a book meant for geeks
I'm turning the pages
But it's taking me ages

But it's taking me ages

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I’m reading a book meant for geeks
I’m turning the pages

Now I am grounded for two weeks
I'm reading a book meant for geeks

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran
Into a tin can (Sorry NanKate)
So I jumped and hurt my right knee

Now I am grounded for two weeks

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran
He was in such a spin

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me
A mouse once ran in

I'm a bit of a wimp you see
Pricks and cuts really upset me

I'll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble
Should I use a thimble
Yes, or prick your finger and faint.

I'm a bit of a wimp you see

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble
Should I use a thimble?

I’ll get out my brushes and paint
And create something really quaint
Fingers not nimble