LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Animals they need or respect
But often that's not what the get
I see kids teasing
Which I do not find pleasing
Such kids really need to be checked

Most kids I think have a kind heart

Animals,they need our respect
But often that’s not what they get
I see kids teasing
Which I do not find pleasing

Animals,they need our respect
But often that’s not what they get
I see kids teasing

Animals,they need our respect
But often that’s not what they get

I think that large dogs are better
'Specially the stunning Red Setter
Great Danes are great too
Though they're larger than you
Keep distance, and don’t you pet her

Animals , they need our respect

I think that large dogs are better
'Specially the stunning Red Setter
Great Danes are great too
Though they're larger than you

I think that large dogs are better
'Specially the stunning Red Setter
Great Danes are great too

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet's fee
I love that small dog
Though mind’s in a fog
He nearly got snatched Thursday eve

I think that large dogs are better
‘Specially the stunning Red Setter

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet's fee
I love that small dog
He nearly got snatched by an eagle.

I think that large dogs are better

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet's fee
I love that small dog
So mind took a fog

I had good reason you see
He did not repay the vet’s fee
I love that small dog
Though his brain's in a fog

I had good reason you see
He did not repay the vet’s fee
I love that small dog

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet’s fee

But what i have done is illegal
It's truly unbelievable
I really can't guess
Whether I should confess
To stealing my dear son's beagle

I had a good reason you see

But what I have done is illegal
It's truly unbelievable
I really can't guess
Whether I should confess

But what I have done is illegal
It's truly unbelievable
I really can't guess

But what I have done is illegal
It’s truly unbelievable

A reliable man, I hope
One with whom I can cope
Who brings me some tea
And takes care of me
And doesn't just stay home and mope

But what I have done is illegal

A reliable man, I hope
One with whom I can cope
Who brings me some tea
And takes care of me

A reliable man, I hope
One with whom I can cope
Who brings me some tea

A reliable man, I hope
One with whom I can cope

To prison I don't plan to go
Even though I stole loads of dough
I've got a great plan
Which involves a man
I'm desperate so stooping that low

A reliable man, I hope

To prison I don't plan to go
Even though I stole loads of dough
I've got a great plan
Which involves a man

To prison I don't plan to go
Even though I stole loads of dough
I've got a great plan

To prison I don't plan to go
Even though I stole loads of dough