LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin
And my watchdog just sat
On his black and white mat

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin
And my watchdog just sat

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He'll give a nasty lick
And make his ears flick
If startled he'll hide in the loo

He once let a burglar get in

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He’ll give a nasty lick
And make his ears flick

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He’ll give a nasty lick

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud
Th dog looked real proud
He thinks he's a really good guard

But he's really soft it is true

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud
The dog looked real proud

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two
Out the window I flew
And landed on the rubbish dump

I woke with a jolt and a start

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two
Out the window I flew

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt an strife
A worry- free life
And we'll be dancing the hula

That dream ended with a big bump

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt and strife
A worry-free life

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt and strife

Lets all dream of utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left,Right and Centre
With never a dissenter
All the same I'm afraid , they strange

Lets all dream of utopia

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left, Right and Centre
With ne'er a dissenter

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left, Right and Centre

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
What would we tell them?
Wait, I'll get my pen
Can't wait until election day

There surely will be lots of change

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
What would we tell them?
Wait, I'll get my pen