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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

Ashcombe Sun 29-Jun-25 19:24:37

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,
His muscles are rippling
No cakes from M. Kipling

NanKate Sun 29-Jun-25 15:29:01

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,
His muscles are rippling

henetha Sun 29-Jun-25 10:29:37

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,

Magenta8 Sun 29-Jun-25 10:11:08

I wisely told him "No thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks.
Just buy me some wine,
A nice place to done
Then a good film starring Tom Hanks

He said yes but can I trust him?

crazyH Sat 28-Jun-25 21:55:01

I wisely told him "No, thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks.
Just buy me some wine,
A nice place to dine

Ashcombe Sat 28-Jun-25 19:27:08

I wisely told him "No, thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks.
Just buy me some wine

Jane71 Sat 28-Jun-25 17:21:28

I wisely told him "No, thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks

GoldenLady Sat 28-Jun-25 15:56:01

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in a bar
''Feel a bit jiggly?
Hig-ily-piggly?
Come with me, I can make you a star!"

I wisely told him "No, thanks"

52bright Fri 27-Jun-25 22:08:34

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in a bar
''Feel a bit jiggly?
Hig-ily-piggly?

GoldenLady Fri 27-Jun-25 16:02:29

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in the bar
"Feel a bit jiggly?"

Magenta8 Thu 26-Jun-25 22:24:41

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in the bar

crazyH Thu 26-Jun-25 18:12:55

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes,
Good thing she could run,
Being caught short's no fun!
Especially if you’re on the dunes

I once forgot to wear my bra

Ashcombe Thu 26-Jun-25 11:12:27

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes,
Good thing she could run,
Being caught short's no fun!

henetha Thu 26-Jun-25 10:30:39

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes,
Good thing she could run,

Magenta8 Wed 25-Jun-25 11:20:14

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes

henetha Wed 25-Jun-25 11:12:01

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head reel
I'll stay on the ground
And won't make a sound
Then they won't know how I feel.

My Grandma wore long pantaloons

GoldenLady Tue 24-Jun-25 14:20:10

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head reel
I'll stay on the ground
And won't make a sound

BrightandBreezy Tue 24-Jun-25 00:50:07

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head real
I'll stay on the ground

Magenta8 Mon 23-Jun-25 12:38:09

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head reel

henetha Mon 23-Jun-25 12:24:08

I’ll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder
Is that the thunder?
Or some idiot just dropping bombs.

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel

Crocus5 Sun 22-Jun-25 19:34:06

libra10

We usually add to the limerick already started, as above-

I’ll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder
Is that the thunder?

52bright Sun 22-Jun-25 19:34:05

I'll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder
At sounds like thunder

libra10 Sun 22-Jun-25 15:18:17

I have a little dog who loves to walk

GoldenLady Sun 22-Jun-25 15:08:52

I'll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder

Magenta8 Sun 22-Jun-25 07:16:31

I'll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs