LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,
His muscles are rippling
No cakes from M. Kipling

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,
His muscles are rippling

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,

I wisely told him "No thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks.
Just buy me some wine,
A nice place to done
Then a good film starring Tom Hanks

He said yes but can I trust him?

I wisely told him "No, thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks.
Just buy me some wine,
A nice place to dine

I wisely told him "No, thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks.
Just buy me some wine

I wisely told him "No, thanks"
I've had enough of your pranks

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in a bar
''Feel a bit jiggly?
Hig-ily-piggly?
Come with me, I can make you a star!"

I wisely told him "No, thanks"

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in a bar
''Feel a bit jiggly?
Hig-ily-piggly?

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in the bar
"Feel a bit jiggly?"

I once forgot to wear my bra
Caused mirth when I served in the bar

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes,
Good thing she could run,
Being caught short's no fun!
Especially if you’re on the dunes

I once forgot to wear my bra

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes,
Good thing she could run,
Being caught short's no fun!

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes,
Good thing she could run,

My Grandma wore long pantaloons
Kept herself regular with prunes

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head reel
I'll stay on the ground
And won't make a sound
Then they won't know how I feel.

My Grandma wore long pantaloons

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head reel
I'll stay on the ground
And won't make a sound

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head real
I'll stay on the ground

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head reel

I’ll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder
Is that the thunder?
Or some idiot just dropping bombs.

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel

libra10

We usually add to the limerick already started, as above-

I’ll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder
Is that the thunder?

I'll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder
At sounds like thunder

I have a little dog who loves to walk

I'll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder

I'll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs