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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

52bright Sun 22-Jun-25 00:34:38

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand
And plenty of fish
To put on my dish
And be cool and play in a band

I'll maybe compose some new songs

Magenta8 Sat 21-Jun-25 17:19:01

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand
And plenty of fish
To put on my dish

henetha Sat 21-Jun-25 11:28:12

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand
And plenty of fish

Magenta8 Fri 20-Jun-25 20:59:58

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand

Ashcombe Fri 20-Jun-25 17:38:55

Then they'll know, do not mess with me
From my missile they'll all quickly flee
Or I'll poo on heads
And ruin flower beds
Then fly away over the sea.

I’ll migrate to a different land

GoldenLady Sun 15-Jun-25 15:38:46

Then they'll know, do not mess with me
From my missile they'll all quickly flee
Or I'll poo on heads
And ruin flower beds

Magenta8 Sun 15-Jun-25 15:32:25

Then they'll know, do not mess with me
From my missile they'll all quickly flee
Or I'll poo on heads

Ashcombe Sun 15-Jun-25 12:23:28

Then they'll know, do not mess with me,
From my missile they'll all quickly flee!

henetha Sun 15-Jun-25 11:07:35

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!
It's such a nice dream
Floating on an air stream,
On enemies I'll drop a big turd.

Then they'll know, do not mess with me,

GoldenLady Sun 08-Jun-25 14:13:37

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!
It's such a nice dream
Floating on an air stream

henetha Sun 08-Jun-25 10:50:06

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!
It's such a nice dream

Ashcombe Sat 07-Jun-25 18:19:12

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!

GoldenLady Sat 07-Jun-25 17:47:03

I’d like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me
Exploring the Med
Words need not be said
Feeling beloved and free

There are times I wish I were a bird

Crocus5 Sat 07-Jun-25 14:28:52

I’d like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me
Exploring the Med
Words need not be said

henetha Sat 07-Jun-25 11:08:20

I'd like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me
Exploring the Med

Magenta8 Wed 04-Jun-25 11:08:50

I'd like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me

henetha Wed 04-Jun-25 10:47:46

Hello Maam, I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil
I'd like to come in
To bring you your gin
And maybe a big headache pill.

I'd like to be out on the sea,

VB000 Wed 04-Jun-25 09:09:13

Hello Maam, I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil
I'd like to come in
To bring you your gin

BrightandBreezy Wed 04-Jun-25 00:39:20

Hello Maam, I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil
I'd like to come in

Magenta8 Tue 03-Jun-25 19:57:25

Hello Ma'am I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil

GoldenLady Tue 03-Jun-25 15:49:46

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey
Also a nudist,
But I'm no prudist,
I think I'll go visit today

Hello,l Ma'am, I guess you are Jill?

henetha Tue 03-Jun-25 11:02:41

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey
Also a nudist,
But I'm no prudist,

VB000 Tue 03-Jun-25 10:47:17

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey
Also a nudist

Magenta8 Tue 03-Jun-25 10:32:41

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey

BrightandBreezy Tue 03-Jun-25 01:02:22

She's an excellent nurse they say