LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Just adjusting syllables

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it’s quite light

Why so much talk about food?
Why not? It does make us feel good
Talk of wine instead?
It goes to your head
And has good effects on your mood

Do you prefer red or white?

Why so much talk about food?
Why not? It does make us feel good
Talk of wine instead?
It goes to your head

Why so much talk about food?
Why not, It does make us feel good
Talk of wine instead?

Why so much talk about food?
Why not , it does make us feel good

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay.
You could try a fast?
Oh no, I wont last
To diet I'd better delay.

Why so much talk about food?

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay.
You could try a fast?
Oh no, I wont last

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay.
You could try a fast?

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay

It's more will power I need for sure
To be healthy, slim and pure
I'll start tomorrow
I've had enough sorrow
Eating salad must be my cure

There must be an easier way

It's more will power I need for sure
To be healthy, slim and pure
I'll start tomorrow
I've had enough sorrow

It's more will power I need for sure
To be healthy, slim and pure
I'll start tomorrow

It's more will power I need for sure
To be healthy, slim and pure

I need to top up my tan
Some new summer clothes are my plan
To make me look good
I must forgo pud
But I'm not really sure I can

It's more will power I need for sure

I need to top up my tan
Some new summer clothes are my plan
To make look good
I must forgo pud

I so need to top up my tan
Some new summer clothes are my plan
To make me look good

I so need to top up my tan
Some new summer clothes are my plan

I need sun as I'm the lightest

I so need to top up my tan

The sun is now shining its brightest
My ‘whites’ for once, are the whitest
No work to be done?!
Not going for a run?

The sun is now shining its brightest
My ‘whites’ for once, are the whitest
No work to be done?!

The sun is now shining its brightest
My ‘whites’ for once, are the whitest

Can keep out of trouble that way
The Devil tempts idlers, they say
But we're idling right now confused
I like it ...and how!
I should work but I'd much rather play!

The sun is now shining its brightest

Can keep out of trouble that way
The Devil tempts idlers, they say
But we're idling right now
I like it ...and how!

Can keep out of trouble that way
The Devil tempts idlers, they say
But we're idling right now!

Can keep out of trouble that way
The Devil tempts idlers, they say