LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed
I'll ride side-saddle
Go for a paddle,
But I'll fall off and hurt my head.

I might end up in A and E,

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed
I'll ride side-saddle
Go for a paddle

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed
I’ll ride side-saddle

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed

My driving skill's seen better days
The roads around here are a maze
Cars all go too fast
Close behind horns blast,
The road rules nobody obeys.

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,

My driving skill's seen better days
The roads around here are a maze
Cars all go too fast
Close behind horns blast

My driving skill's seen better days
The roads around here are a maze
Cars all go to fast

My driving skill's seen better days
The roads around here are a maze

Better to be safe than sorry
Try not to get killed by a lorry
Do keep your distance
On my insistence
I really don't want to worry

My driving skill's seen better days

Better to be safe than sorry
Try not to get killed by a lorry
Do keep your distance
On my insistence

Better to be safe than sorry,
Try not to get killed by a lorry,
Do keep your distance

Better to be safe than sorry,
Try not to get killed by a lorry,

I'd hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight
I'd tremble and shake
Maybe cause an earthquake
Wouldn't put up much of a fight

Better to be safe than sorry

I'd hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight
I'd tremble and shake
Maybe cause an earthquake

I'd hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight
I'd tremble and shake

I’d hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove
The whole world would spin
There'll be quite a din
Don't think I'd be brave oh my love

I'd hurry indoors in a fright

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove,
The whole world would spin,
There’ll be quite a din

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove,
The whole world would spin,

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days,
In this summer haze,
What's that? Oh, I made a dog bark.

The moon glimmers ghostly above

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days,
In this summer haze,

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark

A toast to all war heroes today
To them on the eighth day of May
They were all so brave
They just didn't cave,
So we can live our lives our way.

I'm going for a walk in the park,