Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed
I'll ride side-saddle
Go for a paddle,
But I'll fall off and hurt my head.
I might end up in A and E,
Terrible relationship with DIL - am I the problem?
Gammon joint finshed in an air fryer?
Reform UK’s Richard Tice allegedly failed to pay £100,000 in corporation tax
