LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I’ll be snoring
I’ll give them a miss
And instead will watch this!

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I’ll be snoring
I’ll give them a miss

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I'll be snoring

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor
The turn had been poor
And then they all went to the locker

Watching news broadcasts is boring

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor
The turn had been poor

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker

She was so good she soon won a medal
Worked hard for us to bedazzle
Her rumba was great
Wild and crazy, not straight
First, and with no fiddle faddle.

I watch the dancing, not soccer

She was so good she soon won a medal
Worked hard for us to bedazzle
Her rumba was great
Wild and crazy, not straight

She was so good she soon won a medal
Worked hard for us to bedazzle
Her rumba was great

She was so good she soon won a medal
Worked hard for us to bedazzle

I once met a woman from France
Who said she was expert at Dance
Her tango just stunned
And by some she was shunned
But others just loved the romance

She was so good she soon won a medal

I once met a woman from France
Who said she expert at “Dance”
Her tango just stunned
And by some she was shunned

I once met a woman from France
Who said she expert at “Dance”
Her tango just stunned

I once met a woman from France
Who said she was expert at “Dance”

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear makeup too
My eyeshadow's blue
In my ballgown, I twirled and twirled

I once met a woman from France

I’ve not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear makeup too
My eyeshadow’s blue

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear make-up too

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled

But it’s made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can’t bear
She’s dropped all her friends
Happy? She pretends
As long as she’s gone I don’t care.

I’ve not yet renounced all the world

But it's made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can't bear
She's dropped all her friends
Happy ? She pretends

But it's made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can't bear
She's dropped all her friends

But it’s made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can’t bear

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend
She started a trend
Which caught on and became a pain.

But it's made her a millionaire

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend
She started a trend