LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

For history I have a yen
I have studied it now and then

A king must wear a well cut suit
For subjects, we don’t give a hoot
His socks will match
He has a big batch
All part of his treasure and loot.

For history I have a yen

A king must wear a well cut suit
For subjects, we don't give a hoot
His socks will match
He has a big batch

A king must wear a well cut suit
For subjects, we don't give a hoot
His socks will match

A king must wear a well cut suit
For subjects, we don’t give a hoot

A queen's dress has to be modest
And she must not show too much chest
Accessories match
Which a thief may snatch
But she should always look her best

A king must wear a well cut suit

A queen's dress has to be modest
And she must not show too much chest
Accessories match
Which a thief may snatch

A queen’s dress has to be modest
And she must not show too much chest
Accessories match

A queen's dress has to be modest
And she must not show too much chest

I bought a new dress that is green
It’s bright, so I’m sure to be seen
Had a yellow bow
A neckline cut low
But would it be fit for a queen?

A queen’s dress has to be modest

I bought a new dress that is green
It's bright, so I'm sure to be seen
Had a yellow bow
A neckline cut low

I bought a new dress that is green
It's bright , so I'm sure to be seen
Had a yellow bow

I bought a new dress that is green
It’s bright, so I’m sure to be seen

I bought a new dress that is green
But noticed a tear at the seam

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested, I know
Closes eyes, purrs slow
He just wants feeding so that's that

I bought a new dress that is green

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested, I know
Closes eyes ,purrs slow

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested,I know

Back home I’m talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock
At his door I knock
I'm nervous as hell, by the way

Back home I'm talking to the cat

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock
At his door, I knock

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats
They keep out the rats
Who nested in one of my hats

I'm going to meet him today

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats
They keep out the rats

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats