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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

Wyllow3 Wed 29-Jul-26 13:44:00

I've just bought a new new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less
It just makes me smile
The colours and style!

MollyNew Wed 29-Jul-26 12:43:05

I've just bought a new new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less
It just makes me smile

Wyllow3 Wed 29-Jul-26 10:31:03

I've just bought a new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less

Magenta8 Wed 29-Jul-26 10:07:00

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I'd wish
I'd had, he was really a gas

I've just bought a new summer dress

Wyllow3 Wed 29-Jul-26 10:06:21

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I’d wish
I ate him and let the guilt pass

He went well with Savignon wine

hollysteers Wed 29-Jul-26 10:01:09

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I’d wish

GoldenLady Tue 28-Jul-26 15:10:05

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?

Crocus5 Tue 28-Jul-26 13:01:10

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass

hollysteers Mon 27-Jul-26 22:47:01

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he’s a keeper
Our love grows deeper
And life is certainly lighter.

I once knew an arrogant bass

Magenta8 Mon 27-Jul-26 17:01:32

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he's a keeper
Our love grows deeper

GoldenLady Mon 27-Jul-26 14:56:02

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he's a keeper

MollyNew Sun 26-Jul-26 17:42:53

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter

GoldenLady Sun 26-Jul-26 15:32:48

‘Twas a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight
But he said something bad
I went off the lad
And said things that gave him a fright!

My next beau was really much nicer

hollysteers Sun 26-Jul-26 12:56:01

‘Twas a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight
But he said something bad
I went off the lad
He’s just such a cad

Wyllow3 Sat 25-Jul-26 19:02:12

T'was a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight...
But he said something bad
I went off the lad

MollyNew Sat 25-Jul-26 18:18:35

T'was a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight...
But he said something bad

Wyllow3 Fri 24-Jul-26 23:25:34

T'was a romantic starry night
Not my choice to get in that fight...

Magenta8 Fri 24-Jul-26 21:03:14

T'was a romantic starry night

hollysteers Thu 23-Jul-26 18:54:46

New verse?

SpinDriftCoastal Thu 23-Jul-26 07:56:06

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, it's really a boon
They fly to each one
They buzz in the sun
And are busy till rise of the moon.

Wyllow3 Wed 22-Jul-26 20:51:24

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, it's really a boon
They fly to each one
They buzz in the sun

MollyNew Wed 22-Jul-26 20:40:50

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, it's really a boon
They fly to each one

Wyllow3 Wed 22-Jul-26 15:47:01

My flowers are in their full bloom
For the bees, its really a boon

GoldenLady Wed 22-Jul-26 15:03:43

My kid loves to stand on his head
As well as huge jumps on the bed
He is always very, very keen
And he keeps very lean
He should do his homework instead

My flowers are in their full bloom

hollysteers Wed 22-Jul-26 13:11:35

My kid loves to stand on his head
As well as huge jumps on the bed
He is always very, very keen
And he keeps very lean

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