LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

A toast to war heroes today
To them on the eighth day of May
They were all so brave

A toast to war heroes today,
To them, on the eighth day of May

They say that red wine's good for you
If you drink one glass, not twenty two
Fine wine with dinner
Won't hurt my liver
And to have none makes me feel blue.

A toast to war heroes today,

They say that red wine's good for you
If you drink one glass, not twenty two
Fine wine with dinner
Won't hurt my liver

They say that red wine's good for you
If you drink one glass, not twenty two
Fine wine with dinner

They say that red wine's good for you,
If you drink one glass, not twenty two,

They say that I'll be all right
If I give up beer every night
But I love to drink
Give up beer? I don't think!
I won't do that without a fight!

They say that red wine's good for you

They say that I'll be all right,
If I give up beer every night,
But I love to drink
Give up beer? I don't think!

They say that I'll be all right,
If I give up beer every night,
But I love to drink

They say that I'll be all right,
If I give up beer every night,

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall
I lie on the ground
In grief I am bound
But the medics will answer my call

They say that I'll be all right

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall
I lie on the ground
In grief I am bound

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall
I lie on the ground

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me
Organizing's the key
Then you won't keep having to guess

I am an example to all

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me
Organizing's the key

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true
I wish I were you
But you wouldn't want my hair, I would say

My calendar's truly a mess

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true
I wish I were you

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak
Served up with some hake,
Though that really does sound like loads.

I'll never get slimmer that way

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak,
Served up with some hake,

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak