LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me
Organizing's the key

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true
I wish I were you
But you wouldn't want my hair, I would say

My calendar's truly a mess

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true
I wish I were you

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak
Served up with some hake,
Though that really does sound like loads.

I'll never get slimmer that way

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak,
Served up with some hake,

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak

I like mine just grilled on some toast,
With ham I like it the most

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees
Jarlsburg or Cheddar
Put through the shredder,
And then do just what you please.

I like mine just grilled on some toast,

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees
Jarlsburg or Cheddar
Put through the shredder

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees,
Jarlsburg or Cheddar

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees,

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,
They honk and they cry
And sometimes they sound like a flute

I always enjoy eating cheese

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That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
There could be surprises

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,
They honk and they cry

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh
If he makes a gaffe
A splash overboard is his fate

The new baby geese are so cute

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh
If he makes a gaffe

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’