LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show
I'll just read a book

I'd rather stay at home than go
To a sporting event or a show

And he had no manners at all
Wouldn't like to take to a ball
He would pick his nose
Oh that was so gross!!
Don't open door if he should call

I'd rather stay at home than go

And he had no manners at all
Wouldn't like to take to a ball
He would pick his nose
Oh that was so gross !!!

And he had no manners at all
Wouldn't like to take to a ball
He would pick his nose

And he had no manners at all
Wouldn't like to take to a ball

Was destined to be an old maid
I was told I looked rather staid
But I proved them wrong
He looked like King Kong
All muscle and hair I'm afraid

And he had no manners at all

Was destined to be an old maid
As was told I looked rather staid
But I proved them wrong
He looked like King Kong

Was destined to be an old maid
As was told I looked rather staid
But I proved them wrong

Was destined to be an old maid
As was told I looked rather staid

My dress is ever so fussy
And my hair is exceedingly mussy
All buttons and bows
Frills and furbelows
I looked like quite a bold hussy

Was destined to be an old maid

My dress is ever so fussy
And my hair is exceedingly mussy
All buttons and bows
Frills and furbelows
Would be quite right for a hussy

I prefer things simple and plain

My dress is ever so fussy
And my hair is exceedingly mussy
All buttons and bows
Frills and furbelows

My dress is ever so fussy
And my hair is exceedingly mussy
All buttons and bows

exceedingly

My dress is ever so fussy
And my hair is exceedinglh mussy

Next place to see is a castle
I hope I get in with no hassle
I'll climb up the tower
While I've got the power
What will I do with my tassel ?

My dress is ever so fussy

Next place to see is a castle
I hope I get in with no hassle
I'll climb up the tower
While I've got the power

Next place to see is a castle
I hope I get in with no hassle
I'll climb up the tower

Next place to see is a castle
I hope I get in with no hassle

The gardens are always so great
Gardeners keep them looking first rate
They're kept quite weed free
It's so pleasing to see
I saw one last week with a mate

Next place to see is a castle

The gardens are always so great
Gardeners keep them looking first rate
They're kept quite weed free
It's so pleasing to see

The gardens are always so great
Gardeners keep them looking first rate
They're kept quite weed free

The gardens are always so great
Gardeners keep them looking first rate

The gardens are always a great
Gardeners keep them looking so neat