LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack
Tea in my back pack

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrassed to say
I've been outside all day
Riding Jessie my light grey cob.

She's lively but pleasant to ride

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrased to say
I've been outside all day

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrassed to say

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am
Eat preserves not jam
Call father papa and not dad

Nobody could call me a snob

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am
Eat preserves not jam

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad

My dinners are always 'pot luck'
Last week someone brought a roast duck
I quickly made sauce
With orange of course
Then we watched Shakespeare and Puck

A cultural evening was had

My dinners are always 'pot luck'
Last week someone brought a roast duck
I quickly made sauce
With orange of course

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’
Last week someone brought a roast duck.
I quickly made sauce

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’
Last week someone brought a roast duck

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You're my type of girl
In a social whirl
You sure will be a winner

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You're my type of girl
In a social whirl

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You’re my type of girl

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you energised - so they say
With porridge or fruit
With coffee or juice
Help yourself - at my house you may,

I like to have guests for dinner

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you engergised - so they say
With porridge or fruit
With Coffee or juice

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you engergised - so they say
With porridge or fruit

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you energised - so they say

Really don't want to die hungry
Or worse end up as a junkie
So I'll keep working hard
Put on lots of lard
At least I won't look like a monkey.

My breakfast - best meal of the day

Really don't want to die hungry
Or worse end up as a junkie
So I'll keep working hard
Put on lots of lard