LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I bought a new dress that is green
It’s bright, so I’m sure to be seen
Had a yellow bow
A neckline cut low
But would it be fit for a queen?

A queen’s dress has to be modest

I bought a new dress that is green
It's bright, so I'm sure to be seen
Had a yellow bow
A neckline cut low

I bought a new dress that is green
It's bright , so I'm sure to be seen
Had a yellow bow

I bought a new dress that is green
It’s bright, so I’m sure to be seen

I bought a new dress that is green
But noticed a tear at the seam

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested, I know
Closes eyes, purrs slow
He just wants feeding so that's that

I bought a new dress that is green

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested, I know
Closes eyes ,purrs slow

Back home I'm talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat
He's not interested,I know

Back home I’m talking to the cat
Telling him all about our chat

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock
At his door I knock
I'm nervous as hell, by the way

Back home I'm talking to the cat

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock
At his door, I knock

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say
I look good in that frock

I'm going to meet him today
I'm working out just what to say

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats
They keep out the rats
Who nested in one of my hats

I'm going to meet him today

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats
They keep out the rats

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match
He would like my cats

I don't think I'm that good a catch
But maybe I'll find a good match

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don't mind if he's bald
Or what he is called
Just hope he doesn’t smell like crap

I don’t think I’m that good a catch

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don't mind if he's bald
Or what he is called

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap
Don’t mind if he’s bald

But I then found a good App
Hope to find a fun loving chap

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever
Find someone - never
And going online, was afraid.

But I then found a good App

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever
Find someone - never

that sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
We'll just drink and chat

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried
When will I ever