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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

52bright Tue 03-Mar-26 21:31:35

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack
Tea in my back pack

Magenta8 Mon 02-Mar-26 07:10:38

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side
We'll go on a hack

BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Mar-26 19:44:21

She's lively but pleasant to ride
With my trusty dog at my side

52bright Sun 01-Mar-26 16:11:05

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrassed to say
I've been outside all day
Riding Jessie my light grey cob.

She's lively but pleasant to ride

pably15 Sun 01-Mar-26 15:58:11

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrased to say
I've been outside all day

GoldenLady Sun 01-Mar-26 14:57:53

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!
I'm embarrassed to say

Ashcombe Sun 01-Mar-26 11:53:15

Nobody could call me a snob
Especially if they knew my job!

Magenta8 Sun 01-Mar-26 09:13:38

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am
Eat preserves not jam
Call father papa and not dad

Nobody could call me a snob

BrightandBreezy Sat 28-Feb-26 22:06:32

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am
Eat preserves not jam

crazyH Sat 28-Feb-26 20:09:43

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad
Upper class, I am

Crocus5 Sat 28-Feb-26 19:35:52

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad

52bright Sat 28-Feb-26 15:47:57

My dinners are always 'pot luck'
Last week someone brought a roast duck
I quickly made sauce
With orange of course
Then we watched Shakespeare and Puck

A cultural evening was had

Magenta8 Sat 28-Feb-26 15:17:13

My dinners are always 'pot luck'
Last week someone brought a roast duck
I quickly made sauce
With orange of course

Ashcombe Sat 28-Feb-26 15:03:20

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’
Last week someone brought a roast duck.
I quickly made sauce

GoldenLady Sat 28-Feb-26 14:48:24

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’
Last week someone brought a roast duck

crazyH Sat 28-Feb-26 00:46:53

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You're my type of girl
In a social whirl
You sure will be a winner

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’

52bright Fri 27-Feb-26 22:59:01

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You're my type of girl
In a social whirl

crazyH Fri 27-Feb-26 22:24:32

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You’re my type of girl

Magenta8 Fri 27-Feb-26 20:10:21

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner

52bright Fri 27-Feb-26 20:03:34

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you energised - so they say
With porridge or fruit
With coffee or juice
Help yourself - at my house you may,

I like to have guests for dinner

crazyH Thu 26-Feb-26 18:06:40

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you engergised - so they say
With porridge or fruit
With Coffee or juice

MollyNew Thu 26-Feb-26 18:03:47

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you engergised - so they say
With porridge or fruit

52bright Thu 26-Feb-26 17:24:54

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you energised - so they say

GoldenLady Thu 26-Feb-26 15:25:32

Really don't want to die hungry
Or worse end up as a junkie
So I'll keep working hard
Put on lots of lard
At least I won't look like a monkey.

My breakfast - best meal of the day

Magenta8 Thu 26-Feb-26 14:02:55

Really don't want to die hungry
Or worse end up as a junkie
So I'll keep working hard
Put on lots of lard