LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

So out the door he went, I sighed
I fancied him and then cried

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright
But his shoes are a sight!
And with all my friends he would flirt

So out the door he went, I sighed

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright
But his shoes are a sight!

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice guy called Kurt
Kurt's handsome and bright

He left the house angry and hurt
So I rung the nice young guy called Kurt

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick
I asked him to spell
A small word like well
He said I was taking 'the Mick'

He left the house angry and hurt

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick
I asked him to spell
A small word like well

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick
I asked him to spell

He decided that we didn't click
I decided he was just thick

I think I shall give up on men
I've already tried at least ten
I fancied not one
Though some were handsome
Especially one who's named Ben

He decided that we didn't "click"

I think I shall give up on men
I’ve already tried at least ten
I fancied not one
Though some were handsome

I think I shall give up on men
I’ve already tried at least ten
I fancied not one

I think I shall give up on men
I've already tried at least ten

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he's gone to ground
He's a silver fox
Though he's an ice box
Still he is the best that I've found

I think I shall give up on men

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he's gone to ground
He's a silver fox
Though he's an ice box

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he's gone to ground
He's a silver fox

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he’s gone aground

He told me he’d gone off the track
He had just been given the sack
He went for some tea
And just left poor me
But is he bringing the tea back?

Decided not to wait around

He told me he'd gone off the track
He had just been given the sack
He went home for some tea
And just left poor me

He told me he'd gone off the track
He had just been given the sack
He went for some tea

He told me he'd gone off the track
He had just been given the sack

Shocked, I ran fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood
It was dark, no moon
Would have been a boon
But there stood a dude in a hood

He told me he'd gone off the track

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood
It was dark, no moon
Would have been a boon

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood
It was dark, no moon

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood