LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

They take turns to bring tea in bed
And she always makes sure he's well fed

He will take no nonsense from her
It's an equal life they now share
Both do the dishes
And both gut fishes,
So both the trousers they do wear

They take turns to bring tea in bed

He will take no nonsense from her
It's an equal life they now share
Both do the dishes
And both gut fishes,

He will take no nonsense from her
It's an equal life they now share
Both do the dishes

He will take no nonsense from her
It’s an equal life they now share

But, one of them hit her right back
she remembered his name was Jack
She's now good as gold
Does what she's been told
He’s big and has a great six-pack

He will take no nonsense from her

But, one of them hit her right back
she remembered his name was Jack
She's now good as gold
Does what she's been told

But, one of them hit her right back
She remembered his name was Jack
She’s now good as gold

But, one of them hit her right back
She remembered his name was Jack

She’s out for revenge, so watch out
No man’s safe when she is about
Her claws are quite sharp
On her woes she’ll harp,
And she loves to give men a big clout.

But once, one of them hit her right back

She’s out for revenge, so watch out
No man’s safe when she is about
Her claws are quite sharp
On her woes she’ll harp

She's out for revenge, so watch out
No man's safe when she is about
Her claws are quite sharp

She's out for revenge, so watch out
No man's safe when she is about

So now she is paying the price
Finding out he was not so nice
He took all her cash
And made a quick dash
She'll not make the same mistake twice

She's out for revenge, so watch out

So now she is paying the price
Finding out he was not so nice
He took all her cash
And made a quick dash

So now she is paying the price
Finding out he was not so nice
He took all her cash

So now she is paying the price
Finding out he was not so nice

She met an American guy
Quite pushy, for he was not shy
Hid a big secret
Was deeply in debt
I wish she had bid him goodbye.

So now she is paying the price

She met an American guy
Quite pushy, for he was not shy
Hid a big secret
Was deeply in debt

She met an American guy
Quite pushy, for he was not shy
Hid a big secret

She met an American guy
Quite pushy, for he was not shy

My friend is a popular soul
Her sense of humor is quite droll
She raises a smile
She's full of style
And sings while out for a stroll

She met an American guy

My friend is a popular soul
Her sense of humor is quiet droll
She raises a smile
She's full of style

My friend is a popular soul
Her sense of humour is quite droll
She raises a smile

My friend is a popular soul
Her sense of humour is quite droll