LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn’t very pretty
Hovered above me
Eyes black and shiny
Phew! An alien deity?

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn't very pretty
Hovered above me
Eyes black and shiny

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn't very pretty
It hovered above me

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn't pretty

It's fun to just read through the posts
From politics to cooking roasts
How to jive and stay alive
And not look a fright
Dress in white to scare off the ghosts

I once saw a strange entity

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive
like bees in a hive
And they're always here morning till night

It's fun to just read through the posts
From politics to cooking roasts
How to jive and stay alive
And not look a fright

It's fun to read through the posts
From politics to cooking roasts

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive
like bees in a hive
And they're always here morning till night

It's fun to just read through the posts

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive
Like bees in a hive

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light

These limericks do task my brain
They keep me from going insane
Try to be clever
It's now or never
If brainpower you wish to retain

Gransnetters are clever and bright

These limericks do task my brain
They keep me from going insane
Try to be clever
It’s now or never

These limericks do task my brain
But they keep me from going insane
Try to be clever

These limericks do task my brain
But they keep me from going insane

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time
We know we can't scan
Something under a ban
So relax with a gin and lime

These limericks do task my brain

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time
We know we can't scan
Something under a ban

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time
We know we can't scan

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage
It's good fun for all
We all have a ball
And sure no-one rattles my cage

It's fun to see what we can rhyme

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage
It's good fun for all
We all have a ball

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage
It's good fun for all

I especially like the games page
No-one on there gets in a rage

It is my go-to site first thing
To see what other grans will “sing”
There’s something for all
Rows go to the wall
And sometimes good advice they bring

I especially like the games page

It is my go-to site, first thing
To see what other grans will 'sing'
There's something for all
Rows go to the wall